Wiseguy
Wiseguy is a man with a sarcastic outlook on life. He has held numerous jobs in Springfield including: garage owner, mail man, taxi driver, and various shop clerks. His voice is intended to resemble Charles Bronson, as seen when the Simpsons try to travel to Branson, Missouri, but mistakingly end up in Bronson, Missouri first. One episode gives his first name as Raphael, which Sideshow Bob called him in "Day of the Jackanapes". He often calls people "pally", or "boy-yo". Voiced by Hank Azaria.
He is sometimes known as "Sarcastic Middle-Aged Man.
The scene where he sons comic book guy, and when he sells homer that shitty tv called "The Carnivale" are absolute gold. He kinda reminds me of Randall from clerks actually.
Appreciate this character.
Comic Book Guy: Yes, finally. I would like to return your quote-unquote ultimate belt.
Salesman: I see, you do have a receipt, quote-unquote, sir?
Comic Book Guy: No, I do not have a receipt. I won it as a prize at the Star Trek convention, although I find their choice of prize highly illogical as the average trekker has no use for a medium size belt.
Salesman: Whoa, whoa, a fat, sarcastic Star trek fan! You must be a devil with the ladies.
Comic Book Guy: Hey, I, uh, de-oh...
Salesman: Gee, I hate to let you down, Casanova, but no receipt, no return.
Bart: I'll give you four bucks for it.
Comic Book Guy: Huuuh. Very Well. I must hurry back to my Comic Book Store where I dispense the insults rather than absorb them.
