The most slept on Simpsons character...

Mindbender Futurama · Post by **Mindbender Futurama** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 3:31 am

barknee wrote:

Hans Moleman is the retconned name (according to episode 7F15, his name was Ralph Melish) of a 4'4" 140-lb mole-like man with extremely bad luck. Although apparently elderly, he claims to be only thirty-one (his driver's license says he was born August 2, 1961), but due to his heavy drinking, he appears much older. He has cataracts and is almost entirely blind (which has severely impaired his reading ability), and has used medical marijuana.

when he gets nailed in the nuts with the football, it's SOOO FUCKING

or when his Pinto drives into the tree? why is that SO FUCKING FUNNY?

this dude is the lamest character ever made in life. poor Moleman.

"Today, part four of our series of the agonizing pain in which I live every day."

haw haw

oh shit, I stand corrected!

The Red Scare wrote:

"I live in a one room apartment above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley."

THIS guy is the sorriest excuse for life, ever.

"As a child, he found a job delivering toys to more fortunate children."

or when the heroic dog gets the Vice President job, and Frank loses the spot the second Burns finishes watching the movie on the dog, and Smithers brings Frank in to the office, ha ha! love ittt

and how they put "Grimey" on the tombstone?

too classic. not a slept on character, but surely one of the best.

all I wonder is... when is Maggie gonna talk?
if she doesn't say her first word in the movie, it's a fuckin flop

The Red Scare · Post by **The Red Scare** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 5:22 am

multsanta wrote:

hahaha, Handsome Pete. that part is fuckin funny

Trademark · Post by **Trademark** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 8:40 am

YOINK!

but seriously what about

Lionel Hutz attorney at law

and the episode where Selma marries Troy Mcclure and he stars in Planet of the Apes the musical is such a classic episode...

"He can talk, he can talk he can talk...I CAN SIIIIINNNNNNGGGG!"

"They've finally made a monkey, OH YES THEY'VE FINALLY MADE A MONKEY out of me..."

Moolah · Post by **Moolah** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 8:47 am

Planet of the Apes: The Musical is one of my favourite Simpsons moments for sure. Also, word to Lionel Hutz.

"I rest my case"
"You rest your case???"
"Oh I'm sorry, I thought that was just a figure of speech. Case closed."

De Seven Free · Post by **De Seven Free** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 9:43 am

Trademark wrote:but seriously what about

Lionel Hutz attorney at law

Yeah, I was surprised Lou didn't say Lionel Hutz. I was gonna say him and...

Drederick Tatum

Arnie Pie

Crazy Cat Lady

Brougham33 · Post by **Brougham33** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 9:48 am

De Seven Free wrote:
Arnie Pie

Arnie Pie: Well Kent, this city has certainly exploded in a fire of pent-up rage!
Kent Brockman: Arnie, I think what the viewers want to know...is my house okay?
Arnie Pie: What?! Do you mean "is your giant castle okay, KENT"!?!
Kent Brockman: Arnie, don't be mad just cause I bought it at the right time.
Arnie Pie: When's my right time, Kent?! When's my right time?!

The best.

Mindbender Futurama · Mon Oct 09, 2006 12:31 pm

De Seven Free wrote:
Crazy Cat Lady

I love this character so much. when she kept chasing Lisa when Lisa tried to make her one of 'Bart's People'

when she started talking, I loved her even more.

Homer: "bet you can't throw the cat over that house"
Cat Lady: "oh-raaagh? arraghrr!"
*throws cat over Flanders house*
Homer: "well, ain't that something."
LOL

still illiterate · Post by **still illiterate** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 12:53 pm

Trademark wrote:

YOINK!

but seriously what about

Lionel Hutz attorney at law

and the episode where Selma marries Troy Mcclure and he stars in Planet of the Apes the musical is such a classic episode...

"He can talk, he can talk he can talk...I CAN SIIIIINNNNNNGGGG!"

"They've finally made a monkey, OH YES THEY'VE FINALLY MADE A MONKEY out of me..."

'can I play the piano anymore?'
'Of course you can'
'well i couldn't before'
-cue the break dancing apes

favorite moment in simpsons history.

some chick · Post by **some chick** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 1:02 pm

Mindbender Futurama wrote: all I wonder is... when is Maggie gonna talk?
if she doesn't say her first word in the movie, it's a fuckin flop

? she already said her first word (daddy) in the Lisa's Wedding episode..

theaggravatedjew · Post by **theaggravatedjew** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 1:05 pm

StormShadow · Post by **StormShadow** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 1:07 pm

It was actually in the Lisa's First Word episode, but yeah, I came in her to say that too.

Famous line. Elizabeth Taylor said it.

Brougham33 · Post by **Brougham33** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 4:57 pm

not that it has anything to do with this post but I have been laughing about this since yesterday...

Homer: Here, turkey, turkey, turkey! (sees turkey) What the hell is that thing? A turkey.

Moe: I'll scare off that turkey with a cougar call.

Homer: (hears call) A cougar! Die, cougar! (shoots Moe )

Moe: Ow, my leg!

Homer: Yep, got that cougar right in the leg

I have seen it before but it still works in every way.

drizzle · Post by **drizzle** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 5:08 pm

all the good obscure ones have been mentioned already

this guy needs to come back for another episode:

The Red Scare · Post by **The Red Scare** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 5:21 pm

^^^haha, yeah.

and these two always get a laugh

damn there's just so many ingenious characters