Magneto, tell your boy Nas to get it together

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Sat Feb 27, 2010 11:54 am

Rapper Nas needs a wake-up call -- he's trying to win back his estranged baby mama Kelis (despite the fact she's suing him over child support) and now he owes the IRS a huge chunk of change.

We told you about the tax lien the IRS slapped on Nas back in October to the tune of $2,584,206.31. Now, according to court docs, Nas' bill has ballooned to a whopping $3,365,671.26. Not Joe Francis territory, but getting close.

Last week, Nas was ordered to pay baby mama Kelis $200,000 in back child and spousal support.

Our sources say Nas doesn't have a clue he's going under financially and doesn't understand he can go to jail if he doesn't pay child support. He was at Sundance recently and raked in $50,000 for a performance, which, we're told, he blew before he blew out of Sundance.

And more news in the non-reality department -- Nas has been sending Kelis a flurry of emails, telling her how much he wants her back and where she can fly to hook up with him. Nas -- she has a new boyfriend and has moved on. She really wants that divorce.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0gkhViXGU

rhickey · Post by **rhickey** » Sat Feb 27, 2010 12:20 pm

This is all part of Nas' genius master plan to bring the starving children of the African continent massive amounts of growth and prosperity. When Distant Relatives drops, the IRS will see Nas as the true visionary he is, instead of a sub-literate asshole who knows how to string words together so they sound cool phonetically. Kelis will realize that he's not a womanizing moron incapable of a monogamous relationship, because monogamy is for is for closed-minded simpletons and free love is truly the only path. The world will join Nas' plight and the revolution will begin.

Req · Post by **Req** » Sat Feb 27, 2010 1:34 pm

EMCEE DARTH MALEK · Post by **EMCEE DARTH MALEK** » Sat Feb 27, 2010 2:10 pm

must be hard to get over her when shes right there on your arm every time you jerk it

sean · Post by **sean** » Sat Feb 27, 2010 2:13 pm

Philaflava wrote:He was at Sundance recently and raked in $50,000 for a performance

seems kinda low. would expect him to get more than that.

kinda makes me question credibility of the whole story.

Tommy Bunz · Post by **Tommy Bunz** » Sat Feb 27, 2010 2:29 pm

Req wrote:

post/location

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Sat Feb 27, 2010 2:45 pm

sean wrote:
Philaflava wrote:He was at Sundance recently and raked in $50,000 for a performance
seems kinda low. would expect him to get more than that.

kinda makes me question credibility of the whole story.

Never question the credibility of TMZ. They are never wrong. Chances are he didn't do a real show. He performed for a few Vinny Chase kinda people and did about 3-5 songs and took pictures.

Mindbender Futurama · Post by **Mindbender Futurama** » Sat Feb 27, 2010 2:46 pm

Req wrote:

DAMN, HOMIE

EMCEE DARTH MALEK wrote:must be hard to get over her when shes right there on your arm every time you jerk it

apparently he got that removed.

Nas can't go to jail over this. would be the

est thing ever.

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Sat Feb 27, 2010 2:50 pm

Mindbender Futurama wrote:
Nas can't go to jail over this. would be the est thing ever.

or the best thing for his career. Cormega, Prodigy, Saigon and even Pac all defined their craft and clarity while serving time. Plus I truly think Nas needs to hit rock bottom in order to deliver material we know he is capable of. If Lil Kim can do a year, so can Mr. Jones.

Mindbender Futurama · Post by **Mindbender Futurama** » Sat Feb 27, 2010 2:55 pm

Philaflava wrote:
Mindbender Futurama wrote:
Nas can't go to jail over this. would be the est thing ever.
or the best thing for his career. Cormega, Prodigy, Saigon and even Pac all defined their craft and clarity while serving time. Plus I truly think Nas needs to hit rock bottom in order to deliver material we know he is capable of. If Lil Kim can do a year, so can Mr. Jones.

i see what you did there

but still... Kelis and the IRS can't rape him like this, it's not just.

he owes 3 million?!?

x

Nas is like... fucked.

Magneto · Post by **Magneto** » Sat Feb 27, 2010 4:52 pm

Plays SOM - That's When Ya Lost. :(

starks · Post by **starks** » Sat Feb 27, 2010 4:55 pm

Lush Won · Post by **Lush Won** » Sat Feb 27, 2010 5:42 pm

Magneto wrote:Plays SOM - That's When Ya Lost. :(

hahah

i think "what a way to go out" would be even more appropriate tho..

sean · Post by **sean** » Sat Feb 27, 2010 5:50 pm

Lush Won wrote:
Magneto wrote:Plays SOM - That's When Ya Lost. :(

hahah

i think "what a way to go out" would be even more appropriate tho..

guess it wouldn't be "get the girl grab the money and run."

stype_ones · Post by **stype_ones** » Sat Feb 27, 2010 5:55 pm

Req wrote:

LOL

Drastik · Post by **Drastik** » Sat Feb 27, 2010 6:10 pm

Nas must be broke if he's set to share a Day 2 bill here at Ultra during the Winter Music Conference with similar artists like Armin Van Buren, Rusko, Skream, Deadmau5, and Major Lazer.

Matthew · Post by **Matthew** » Sat Feb 27, 2010 7:13 pm

Drastik Da God wrote:Nas must be broke if he's set to share a Day 2 bill here at Ultra during the Winter Music Conference with similar artists like Armin Van Buren, Rusko, Skream, Deadmau5, and Major Lazer.

he is lucky to be on the same stage as such contemporary, relevant djs.

sounds like this has been a problem for a while now if he owes 2-3 million in taxes alone. nas is the bart simpson of rap.

Mindbender Futurama · Post by **Mindbender Futurama** » Sat Feb 27, 2010 7:18 pm

starks wrote:

no other emoticon is appropriate.

a small part of Jay-Z is laughing real evil right now

Jaz · Post by **Jaz** » Sat Feb 27, 2010 8:07 pm

Drastik Da God wrote:Nas must be broke if he's set to share a Day 2 bill here at Ultra during the Winter Music Conference with similar artists like Armin Van Buren, Rusko, Skream, Deadmau5, and Major Lazer.

who?, I have never heard of any of those artists.

step one · Post by **step one** » Sat Feb 27, 2010 8:37 pm

Mindbender Futurama wrote: Kelis and the IRS can't rape him like this, it's not just.

why? because he made 'Illmatic' ?
people earning minimum wage (ie: more than you ever will) pay tax so why the fuck shouldnt he?

battlecatmeowstab212 · Sat Feb 27, 2010 8:59 pm

starks wrote:

Is hew new album produced by Matthew Barney?

battlecatmeowstab212 · Sat Feb 27, 2010 9:00 pm

Tommy Bunz wrote:
Req wrote:

post/location

Also, Magneto, please tell Nas that evolution is real and any argument to the contrary is silly and dumb.

ELBC · Post by **ELBC** » Sun Feb 28, 2010 9:26 am

Jaz wrote:

who?, I have never heard of any of those artists.

some of those artists are more famous and make more money than your favorite rap artists

EMCEE DARTH MALEK · Post by **EMCEE DARTH MALEK** » Sun Feb 28, 2010 11:45 am

battlecatmeowstab212 wrote:
Tommy Bunz wrote:
Req wrote:

post/location
Also, Magneto, please tell Nas that evolution is real and any argument to the contrary is silly and dumb.

i can hardly believe that more than i can believe im deaf, dumb and blind

GUCCI CONDOMS · Post by **GUCCI CONDOMS** » Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:44 pm

nas lost!

Monotonous · Post by **Monotonous** » Sun Feb 28, 2010 1:06 pm

Race Car Bed Sleeping Rapist Virgin wrote:nas lost!

In a major way

Drastik · Post by **Drastik** » Sun Feb 28, 2010 1:31 pm

Matthew wrote:
Drastik Da God wrote:Nas must be broke if he's set to share a Day 2 bill here at Ultra during the Winter Music Conference with similar artists like Armin Van Buren, Rusko, Skream, Deadmau5, and Major Lazer.
he is lucky to be on the same stage as such contemporary, relevant djs.

sounds like this has been a problem for a while now if he owes 2-3 million in taxes alone. nas is the bart simpson of rap.

I know, he should count his blessings, but I was being sarcastic because the closest thing to hip-hop at that festival are the subwoofers from a dubstep tent and Crookers.

Mindbender Futurama · Post by **Mindbender Futurama** » Sun Feb 28, 2010 1:36 pm

Race Car Bed Sleeping Rapist Virgin wrote:nas lost!

he lost if he goes to jail.

right now, he's just down 3 million dollars at the start of the 4th quarter.

the game aint' over

step one wrote:
Mindbender Futurama wrote: Kelis and the IRS can't rape him like this, it's not just.

why? because he made 'Illmatic' ?
people earning minimum wage (ie: more than you ever will) pay tax so why the fuck shouldnt he?

fuck you you pathetic piece of shit. normally i ignore your sad insults cause you obviously beg for my attention, but today, i'm replying. it's your lucky day, God decided to pay attention to wretched fucking filth.

you don't know shit about me except the fact that you know you will never be respected or create anything close to what I have and will continue to.

fuck yourself furiously with your own flaming fist, you shit-sucking faggot.

Echo Leader · Post by **Echo Leader** » Sun Feb 28, 2010 2:19 pm

Mindbender Futurama wrote:
step one wrote:
Mindbender Futurama wrote: Kelis and the IRS can't rape him like this, it's not just.

why? because he made 'Illmatic' ?
people earning minimum wage (ie: more than you ever will) pay tax so why the fuck shouldnt he?
fuck you you pathetic piece of shit. normally i ignore your sad insults cause you obviously beg for my attention, but today, i'm replying. it's your lucky day, God decided to pay attention to wretched fucking filth.

you don't know shit about me except the fact that you know you will never be respected or create anything close to what I have and will continue to.

fuck yourself furiously with your own flaming fist, you shit-sucking faggot.

rhickey · Post by **rhickey** » Sun Feb 28, 2010 3:19 pm

Echo Leader wrote:
Mindbender Futurama wrote:
step one wrote:
Mindbender Futurama wrote: Kelis and the IRS can't rape him like this, it's not just.

why? because he made 'Illmatic' ?
people earning minimum wage (ie: more than you ever will) pay tax so why the fuck shouldnt he?
fuck you you pathetic piece of shit. normally i ignore your sad insults cause you obviously beg for my attention, but today, i'm replying. it's your lucky day, God decided to pay attention to wretched fucking filth.

you don't know shit about me except the fact that you know you will never be respected or create anything close to what I have and will continue to.

fuck yourself furiously with your own flaming fist, you shit-sucking faggot.

mb: as christlike as ever

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