"Cop Out" (formally "A Couple of Dicks")

rob1ne · Post by **rob1ne** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:36 pm

Directed by Kevin Smith, not written by him (a first) the script was on this years black list, stars Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan.
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Thoughts?

oh merry christmas slores.

Deviant283 · Post by **Deviant283** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 2:05 am

glad to see tracy get a starring role.

bruce willis on the hand...

Truth. · Post by **Truth.** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 3:06 am

not a good trailer, didn't even grin once

Swipe · Post by **Swipe** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 3:13 am

Based on this trailer I'd rather they just gave The Last Boy Scout another theatrical release.

odium-LSC · Post by **odium-LSC** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 4:21 am

that does not look funny at all.

rob1ne · Post by **rob1ne** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 7:07 am

everybody in this thread so far. wrote:trailer doesn't seem funny

i agree but i don't know if it's my fanboyism of kevin smith or my love of tracy morgan (no homo) but i am going to wait until a redband trailer to make my decision.

Trademark · Post by **Trademark** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 7:12 am

the ending was funny though...I'd watch this on DVD no problemo!

Truth. · Post by **Truth.** » Fri Feb 05, 2010 9:55 pm

here we go, redband trailer

i'm cysed now

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"Drivin' Bitch"

battlecatmeowstab212 · Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:07 pm

I'm going to see it based on Morgan alone.

First Smith film I'll be paying to see in nine years.

still illiterate · Post by **still illiterate** » Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:17 pm

shit looks like one of those fake movies on 30 rock

The Afronaut · Post by **The Afronaut** » Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:34 pm

still illiterate wrote:shit looks like one of those fake moves on 30 rock

Exactly.

This is going to be bad.

Willie B · Post by **Willie B** » Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:06 pm

watch the redband trailer.
that shit is going to be funny as fuck.
"i'll fuck a little kid up if he kick me in the dick"

blastmaster · Post by **blastmaster** » Sat Feb 06, 2010 11:48 am

Yea this looks like it will be fun. As a big fan of 80's and 90's buddy action flicks, this seems almost too good to be true.

This was originally going to star Robin Williams and James Gandolfini before it ended up at Warner Bros. Would have sucked balls.

EMCEE DARTH MALEK · Post by **EMCEE DARTH MALEK** » Sat Feb 06, 2010 3:27 pm

redband trailer is hilarious

wtf at those original casting choices.

The Afronaut · Post by **The Afronaut** » Sat Feb 06, 2010 5:28 pm

Cant front, the Redband trailer seems a hell of a lot funnier than the other one, but I honestly still cannot see this being any good overall.

I feel like Tracy shines on 30Rock because of the format. I dont see him carrying a feature length movie. Guess we'll see though.

jamrage · Post by **jamrage** » Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:56 pm

Not a fan of Kevin Smith's movies in general, but I'm interested to see how he does with a script he didn't write. That said, it looks like the dick jokes are dialed up to ten so he might as well have written this.

Will wait for reviews.

ALASKA · Post by **ALASKA** » Mon Feb 08, 2010 12:14 pm

redband trailer was great. i will definitely illegally download this

drizzle · Post by **drizzle** » Mon Feb 08, 2010 12:21 pm

still illiterate wrote:shit looks like one of those fake movies on 30 rock

that works because the fake tracy jordan movies on 30 rock look hilarious. they should make who dat ninja next

Mindbender Futurama · Post by **Mindbender Futurama** » Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:49 pm

Truth. wrote:here we go, redband trailer

i'm cysed now

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"Drivin' Bitch"

good shit. worth peeping ON BOOTLEGGO

I really thought Tracy Morgan was unworthy of being a co-star to THE GOD Bruce Willis... but I think he juuuust might pull it off here.

that Batman scene shit was jokes and so was drawing a dick on the window, LOLZ

Willie B · Post by **Willie B** » Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:47 pm

Dids · Post by **Dids** » Mon Feb 08, 2010 10:32 pm

Bruce Willis should do way more stuff like this.

The Afronaut · Post by **The Afronaut** » Tue Feb 09, 2010 2:02 am

drizzle wrote:
still illiterate wrote:shit looks like one of those fake movies on 30 rock

that works because the fake tracy jordan movies on 30 rock look hilarious. they should make who dat ninja next

Never seen this up close w/the tagline.

Galvatron78 · Post by **Galvatron78** » Tue Feb 09, 2010 5:27 am

Fuck the haters.....this looks funny as shit.

Stoop Kid · Post by **Stoop Kid** » Tue Feb 09, 2010 4:26 pm

I agree. Looks awesome.

Mindbender Futurama · Sun Feb 21, 2010 10:12 pm

SOOOOOOOOOOOO CYSED FOR THIS SHIZZZZZZZZ

dumb with anticipation

bootleg and bluntz plz

ackbar · Post by **ackbar** » Sun Feb 21, 2010 10:34 pm

movie is going to suck

supnick · Post by **supnick** » Sun Feb 21, 2010 11:10 pm

my dude mindbender has the right idea

Mindbender Futurama · Mon Feb 22, 2010 10:14 pm

supnick wrote:my dude mindbender has the right idea

this is stoner's heaven on a friday night

i bet this movie has HELLA replay value, and quotables that last for months

if we're lucky we might get a sequel outta this shit

something just feels AWESOME about it

Bruce Willis and a funny negro?

WIN WIN BANG BANG

drizzle · Post by **drizzle** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:03 pm

this review (village voice) makes me really optimistic. sounds like they're making a stab in the same direction as Hot Fuzz and Pineapple Express. both of those got some things right and a few things wrong, so maybe this one will improve on the concept. Team America will likely still remain the alltime king of parodying the overblown action movie.

Cop Out establishes its movie lineage right away, with a slow-motion toe-to-head tilt up, set to the Beastie Boys' "No Sleep 'Til Brooklyn," of black-cop/white-cop buddies Jimmy and Paul swaggering stone-faced toward the camera. Director/editor Kevin Smith (who notably didn't write the Cop Out script; this is the Clerks auteur's first feature-length work for hire) immortalizes his heroes as stock crime-flick badasses in their very first frame.

So far, so middlingגuntil Smith complicates matters by following that shot with an opening sequence that sends Cop Out swerving into smarter territory: Determined to prove his bad-cop "acting" chops to a skeptical Jimmy (Bruce Willis), Paul (Tracy Morgan) interrogates a perp by subjecting him to an unrelenting marathon of movie character impersonations. Beginning with Al Pacino in Heat and moving, logically, through In the Heat of the Night and Training Day, Paul's "homage" (which he pronounces "homm-ige") eventually jumps off the rails. Jimmy, on the other side of the interrogation-room glass, can only gape at his partner's increasingly non sequitur charade: "Dirty Dancing? Star Wars? Everything on cable?!?"

And so Cop Out announces itself as both loving "homage" to "everything on cable"גparticularly '80s action comedies, referenced most directly by Harold Faltermeyer's cheap synth score and an honest-to-goodness plot song (called "Soul Brothers" and sung by Patti LaBelle)גand a sly subversion of genre. It's a movie that shamelessly trafficks in the clich

Mindbender Futurama · Wed Feb 24, 2010 10:18 pm

CYYYYYSED OUT THE WAZOOOOO