another white rapper thread

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:43 am

here is another perfect example(s) of why i hate most of them.

http://www.myspace.com/JIMMIEHOFFA

What's wrong?
The name. Stop it. Just stop with the fucking bullshit. For starters this kid probably doesn't even know much about Jimmy Hoffa. He wasn't Italian or apart of the mob, he was an Irish dude who ran the Teamsters and his claim to fame was being a rat that was mysteriously killed by the mob.

What's next rappers named using James Earl Ray or Lee Harvey Oswald as monikers?

Next up is his picture for this mixtape. Why? Why are you trying to mean mug it? Jadakiss could probably pass doing this even though it's completely unoriginal and lame. In fact this looks like a cover by somebody from D-Block. This guy on the other hand looks like a complete Southie douchebag.

And the most important thing wrong with all of this is that his music SUCKS!

I look forward to the Pizons of Philaflava to defeat this crap.

This is why I hate most white rappers.

wuk · Post by **wuk** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:48 am

they also all have that same face
and hat for that matter

ILL SEER · Post by **ILL SEER** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:48 am

first white rapper to say i don't care

Reggie · Post by **Reggie** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:30 am

Well I have certainly heard a lot worse. But yeah this is silly. And real creative song/album title.

B. Ware tha Siniq · Post by **B. Ware tha Siniq** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:34 am

Yeah I actually made a thread about this guy a little while ago. Cuz Primo wasted a beat on him.

Vanderslice produced on his latest mixtape too.

ALASKA · Post by **ALASKA** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:43 am

wuk wrote:they also all have that same face
and hat for that matter

can we add the white rapper face to the pantheon of faces with the peyton manning face.

ardamus · Post by **ardamus** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:50 am

speaking of which, Trademark has a twin

http://www.datpiff.com/wwwmyspacecomthe ... 42836.html

Trademark · Post by **Trademark** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:58 am

ardamus wrote:speaking of which, Trademark has a twin

http://www.datpiff.com/wwwmyspacecomthe ... 42836.html

that ain't no twin, that's me..I'm the realest foo! Considering name change now...

Website · Post by **Random Sample** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:17 am

ardamus wrote:speaking of which, Trademark has a twin

http://www.datpiff.com/wwwmyspacecomthe ... 42836.html

He has a song called Swaggasaurus.

This dude is amazing.

ardamus · Post by **ardamus** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:57 am

Trademark wrote:
ardamus wrote:speaking of which, Trademark has a twin

http://www.datpiff.com/wwwmyspacecomthe ... 42836.html

that ain't no twin, that's me..I'm the realest foo! Considering name change now...

muthafucka, you didn't do a video for none of these songs and you make it rain on these biyatches with dat oil money everyday? you slippin', b.......thats not playa at all......

Blockhead · Post by **Blockhead** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:07 am

i gotta say, the picture section on his myspace page is like a playbook for all that is wrong in the world today. starting with his face all the way to the pic of weed, pills, hundred dollar bills , a beer and an empty domino's pizza box , some crappy jewelry and a switchblade.
waltham mass represent!

drizzle · Post by **drizzle** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:33 am

That's actually a straight razor i think, don't see too many of those these days. The watch and the necklace def came from a supermarket 25cent toy vending machine, the one that also has Homies and Alf pogues. The bowl he probably got for about 20$ at a roadside stand next to Newbury Comics. The weed looks disgusting, calling it mexican brick weed would be an insult to mexico. The pills are probably his acne perscription.

Oh and lets not forget the Georgia Peach flavored blunt wraps.

Trademark · Post by **Trademark** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:38 am

plus the bic lighter and the date stamp of 05.....dude probably eats pizza hut now and drinks starbucks.

Julius Seizure · Post by **Julius Seizure** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:38 am

and nothing says New England trash like the Dunkin Donuts coffee cup. MA is fucking brimming with clowns like this.

AWAE · Post by **AWAE** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:48 am

i wish this thread was about LoDeck

CasOne · Post by **CasOne** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:54 am

Jesus christ...I bet he posts myspace bulletins advertising 7 dollar beats with free hooks. And I bet he's on my friends list.

Mindbender Futurama · Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:38 pm

as I look at the 8 Mile poster in my bedroom

i think it's funny and special when white people particularly hate white rappers. its like the opposite of Asians loving off the Invisibl Skratch Piklz and Jin

Money Gripp · Post by **Money Gripp** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:43 pm

Julius Seizure wrote:and nothing says New England trash like the Dunkin Donuts coffee cup. MA is fucking brimming with clowns like this.

The good name of Dunkin' Donuts is being tarnished by this douche bag.

Employee · Post by **Employee** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:44 pm

B. Ware tha Siniq wrote:
Vanderslice produced on his latest mixtape too.

unbelievable dickhead · Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:45 pm

its kind of like how white kids hate white basketball players.
whitey just doesn't look that cool on the court... but you know you're looking into a mirror, right?

peace to steve kerr, mike miller, big country and jon konkak.

Thun · Post by **Thun** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:46 pm

Employee wrote:
B. Ware tha Siniq wrote:
Vanderslice produced on his latest mixtape too.

Employee · Post by **Employee** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:49 pm

Thun wrote:
Employee wrote:
B. Ware tha Siniq wrote:
Vanderslice produced on his latest mixtape too.

'Lil Jimmie invested all of his union dues and summer lawn mowing cash into Ramen noodles and used porn on VHS.

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:50 pm

unbelievable dickhead wrote:its kind of like how white kids hate white basketball players.
whitey just doesn't look that cool on the court... but you know you're looking into a mirror, right?

peace to steve kerr, mike miller, big country and jon konkak.

false, steve nash never tried to be isiah thomas. larry bird wasn't trying to be something he wasn't.

this is an embarrassing thing if anything. this guy is not just an embarrassment to hip-hop but to boston more so than white people.

Employee · Post by **Employee** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:52 pm

LOLz.......Fuck. You know what would be golden? Hearing the negotiations regarding beat prices.

Jimmie Hoffa: "Yo, my man Vanderslice, wutz guuuhd, kyyydd? So, ummm, how much you be wantin' for diz beet ann shyt??"

Eric Vanderslice: "Put it this way, Jimmie, I require a minimum of 17,000 calories a day."

Thun · Post by **Thun** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:53 pm

unbelievable dickhead wrote:its kind of like how white kids hate white basketball players.
whitey just doesn't look that cool on the court... but you know you're looking into a mirror, right?

peace to steve kerr, mike miller, big country and jon konkak.

Hey cracker - shut the fuck up, will ya?

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:53 pm

Would he post up on 125th in Harlem like this?

unbelievable dickhead · Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:56 pm

Philaflava wrote:
unbelievable dickhead wrote:its kind of like how white kids hate white basketball players.
whitey just doesn't look that cool on the court... but you know you're looking into a mirror, right?

peace to steve kerr, mike miller, big country and jon konkak.
false, steve nash never tried to be isiah thomas. larry bird wasn't trying to be something he wasn't.

this is an embarrassing thing if anything. this guy is not just an embarrassment to hip-hop but to boston more so than white people.

well... true.

Thun · Post by **Thun** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:57 pm

How'd you even find out about this faggot?

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:58 pm

Thun wrote:How'd you even find out about this faggot?

I frequent like 5 blogs to kinda keep tabs and 4 of them all had this dudes mixtape on there like it was the best thing since slice bread.

Money Gripp · Post by **Money Gripp** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:59 pm