Semi-naked Natalie Portman in a Wes Anderson short (link)

drizzle · Post by **drizzle** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 1:31 pm

So Wes Anderson made a short called Hotel Chivalier as a prequel to Darjeerling Limited, starring Jason Shwartzman and Natalie Portman. It's about 13 minutes long, nothing really happends but it wasn't a chore to sit through by any means. I actually kinda liked it a lot, very simple with no exposition yet you get a pretty clear picture of what's going on with these two people. Here's the link to the whole thing:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 7349&hl=en

it's also available for dl in better quality from itunes

now for the money shot.... in this short there is about 5-10 seconds of near nudity, mainly 2 nice ass shots. here are some links just for one the semi nuditay parts

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 9379056739
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 5472984186

there's actually a much better ass shot in the full short, i recommend watching that

Trademark · Post by **Trademark** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 1:47 pm

watched it this morning...

citizen · Post by **citizen** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 2:02 pm

thanks

SYM · Post by **SYM** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 2:04 pm

in before gregg.

at that figure. future wife.

Trademark · Post by **Trademark** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 2:19 pm

SYMantiks wrote:in before gregg.

at that figure. future wife.

SHE LOOKS GREAT IN THE MIRROR SHOT BRUSHING HER TEETH. But getting to see her ass but with bruises on her body was off putting...I don't like my women beat up...

GM Dizzy Skillespie · Post by **GM Dizzy Skillespie** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 4:23 pm

Trademark wrote:
SYMantiks wrote:in before gregg.

at that figure. future wife.

SHE LOOKS GREAT IN THE MIRROR SHOT BRUSHING HER TEETH. But getting to see her ass but with bruises on her body was off putting...I don't like my women beat up...

aww man now i'm even more bummed that the video was removed.
beat up ass isn't as great as dead katie holmes in the gift.. but its competing

drizzle · Post by **drizzle** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 4:25 pm

COCKSUCKERS took it down already sheeeeeeeeeiiiittt. go get it on itunes then

battlecatmeowstab212 · Fri Sep 28, 2007 11:18 pm

I watched the short this morning.

Here's the formula for every Wes Anderson film:

1) Pretend to be subtle while trying to be as quirky as possible.

2) ???

3) Profit!

Gregg Popabitch1 · Post by **Gregg Popabitch1** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 11:36 pm

wtf

they took the video down

None · Post by **None** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 1:17 am

battlecatmeowstab212 wrote:I watched the short this morning.

Here's the formula for every Wes Anderson film:

1) Pretend to be subtle while trying to be as quirky as possible.

2) ???

3) Profit!

You wrote that article for the onion, didn't you?

Brougham33 · Post by **Brougham33** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 1:46 am

Bingo.

http://rapidshare.com/files/58485850/NataliePortman.avi

Jaz · Post by **Jaz** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 4:28 am

ahhhh Natalie, beautiful, talented and real...a rare breed these days.

I wish we had more of her.

Jizzy · Post by **Jizzy** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 1:25 pm

Cot damn!

service · Post by **service** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 2:44 pm

haha

gross

Gregg Popabitch1 · Post by **Gregg Popabitch1** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 5:25 pm

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

GM Dizzy Skillespie · Post by **GM Dizzy Skillespie** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 8:16 pm

i kind of never want to see natalie portman naked ever again

Gregg Popabitch1 · Post by **Gregg Popabitch1** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 9:16 pm

GM Dizzy Skillespie wrote:i kind of never want to see natalie portman naked ever again

four_see · Post by **four_see** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 12:25 am

the reality never lives up to the fantasy

but still

RacquetballGangsta · Post by **RacquetballGangsta** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 3:16 pm

i liked it. she had a nice lil arse. wouldve been better without the arm bruise and short hair though

Gregg Popabitch1 · Post by **Gregg Popabitch1** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 5:29 pm

i think she looks alot sexier with the shorter hair. it highlights her beautiful facial features alot more imo.

only a few chicks can pull it off imo.

Britney Spears is not one of them, just for your information.

K-Fed either.

drizzle · Post by **drizzle** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 5:31 pm

i also like the bruise (inflicted in the course of some rough sex i'm assuming)

SYM · Post by **SYM** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 5:32 pm

Gregg Popabitch wrote:i think she looks alot sexier with the shorter hair. it highlights her beautiful facial features alot more imo.

only a few chicks can pull it off imo.

winona ryder
shannyn sossaman (?)
mila?

Gregg Popabitch1 · Post by **Gregg Popabitch1** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 5:39 pm

SYMantiks wrote:
Gregg Popabitch wrote:i think she looks alot sexier with the shorter hair. it highlights her beautiful facial features alot more imo.

only a few chicks can pull it off imo.
winona ryder
shannyn sossaman (?)
mila?

cindy crawford rocked it once.
demi moore.

and imo the ultimate is Halle Berry.

binary · Post by **binary** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 2:57 am

looks like a little pale boy.

ackbar · Post by **ackbar** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 3:07 am

that short was so incredibley boring

Moolah · Post by **Moolah** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 3:16 am

binary wrote:looks like a little pale boy.

binary · Post by **binary** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 3:22 am

Moolah wrote:
binary wrote:looks like a little pale boy.

Shit reminded me of Gummo.

citizen · Post by **citizen** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 11:49 am

ackbar wrote:that short was so incredibley boring

even for a wes anderson short with naked natalie portman that sets up an upcoming movie, this was terrible