We've never had an official Madonna thread on here

Career Over Like Mike(NJJ) · Sun Jun 24, 2007 8:45 am

What parta the game is that?

Let this be it.

cascarrabias · Post by **cascarrabias** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 8:49 am

They have her sequin limo at the Henry Ford Museum.

Also Ricky Gervais fired her for being unprofessional on his Extras show.

Career Over Like Mike(NJJ) · Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:05 am

For the past week i've listened to "Vogue" about 10 times a day.

The first nut i ever bust was to Madonna when i was about 11. Like, i knew about jerking off at the time but i was scared to do it 'cause i didn't know how it'd feel or if the cum would keep shooting out of my dick for a full hour the first time i did it like my brother told me it would so i just used to play with my cock a bit 'cause it was immensely pleasurable but this one day i had one of my sisters magazines in the bathroom with a picture of Madonna in the Dick Tracy movie and all it took was a little bit of me playing with it as i stared intensely at the picture of Madonna and fantasized about sticking my pre-teen peener up her for it to finally go off and i just couldn't control it as my peener started to spasm and i shot my first ever load into the bathroom sink and it felt great but it made my balls and asshole sting for about 40 minutes afterwards.

Career Over Like Mike(NJJ) · Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:07 am

Career Over Like Mike(NJJ) · Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:15 am

Ricky Gervais is a Bilko-meets-Larry David bitin' hack.

Madonna top 10 time :

1. Vogue
2. Get Into The Groove
3. Dress You Up
4. Material Girl
5. Express Yourself
6. Crazy For You
7. Justify My Love
8. Like A Virgin (no Jaz/Dids)
9. Papa Don't Preach
10. Borderline/Hung Up

Career Over Like Mike(NJJ) · Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:26 am

Binary wrote:How many goddamn hits is this woman gonna have...the woman is like 50 years old with a body of a 18 year old. The beat to "hung up" gets it popping way more than any southern crunk keyboard shit too.

Fresh Shabazz aka The Ivy League Nigga wrote:'ve always thought madonna was talentless and looked like a horse.... even as a kid in the 80's I thought this.

I really can't see how she ever achieved this level of fame

Brougham33 wrote:I used to like a few Madonna songs back in the day.....but lately whats this Dance shit? I don't find the Destinys Child comparison...apt.

CarrieScabiesBias wrote:A good friend of mine just told me that the new Madonna song is great.

That friend is gay and is in a drag queen group called The Rubi Girls.

BayAreaHustla408 wrote:madonna is good...........id sniff her butt with a ball park hotdog in the oven roasting mayne..

Moolah · Post by **Moolah** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:27 am

I once bung a chick that kinda looked like Myjah after watching a Madonna marathon.

Career Over Like Mike(NJJ) · Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:29 am

Moolah wrote:I once bung a chick that kinda looked like Myjah after watching a Madonna marathon.

Yeah, that's the kinda reply i'm talkin' about. Shout-outs to when Kylie Minogue's sister appeared in Home & Away and was like a slightly more rock chick verson of Madonna circa Desperately Seeking Susan.

Ok folkz, gotta jet, seeyuo sometime after lunch tomorrow with more thoughts on Madonna.

Hold me down doodz, Jolene and Jakki.

Peace...1!!!!!!!!

Mo Cheeks · Post by **Mo Cheeks** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:55 am

Madonna gave me my first hard on

and many years of masterbation

admiral · Post by **admiral** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 10:28 am

immaculate collection is essential

when i was forced to go to one of the shows on madonna's tour last summer, i enjoyed myself a lot more than i'm wiling to admit to any of my friends. the "hung up" roller disco dance routine at the end was gawdly

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 10:56 am

I went to her "Ray of Light" tour. Wasn't bad.

GM Dizzy Skillespie · Sun Jun 24, 2007 11:48 am

i fucks with madonna

uh zip zoom · Post by **uh zip zoom** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:58 pm

detroit what

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 2:19 pm

When I first heard her song Frozen, I thought it was going to be featured in Jim Cameron's Titanic.

the brow · Post by **the brow** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 6:38 pm

I'd teach her a thing or two.

blastmaster · Post by **blastmaster** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 7:19 pm

Moolah wrote:I once bung a chick that kinda looked like Myjah after watching a Madonna marathon.

Madonna is an amazing woman. Open Your Heart is my favorite jam. One of her best videos too, True Blue being the best. I like Lucky Star A LOT too. Cherish as well.

Masked Terror #1 · Post by **Masked Terror #1** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 7:30 pm

First concert I ever say- Madonna on the Like A Virgin tour. Beasties opened. Shit was incredible. I was 10 years old. Wore an all white suit with a David Bowie pin on my skinny red tie. Gangsta.

Lucky Star is her all time greatest.

Rescue Me, Frozen, Ray of Light, Music and Love Don't Live Here anymore are dope too.

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 7:40 pm

Glad nobody posted Big Daddy Kanes penis in thread so far.

But this thread could use some Madonna :upload:

arlene · Post by **arlene** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 10:44 am

i love her. she used to be my idol when i was younger. i used to do dance routines in my basement with friends to madonna songs. i saw her in concert like 3 years ago. it was fucking awesome.

top 10:

lucky star
get into the groove
holiday
borderline
secret
deeper and deeper
vogue
music
dont tell me
everybody

i could go on and on. so many fun songs.

her best videos:
human nature
justify my love

ive also been trying unsuccessfully to order her book. i will not give up.
when she talks, i die inside, but she fucking rules to this day. somehow she made the horrific act of having a baby TRENDY
i dont know how she does it.

Career Over Like Mike(NJJ) · Mon Jun 25, 2007 11:29 am

She could do so much better than the peasant Brit director who made mockney sub-Tarantino crap like Lock, Stock.. and Snatch.

ARGHLENE, let's form an internet version of Junior Mafia with me as Biggie, you as Lil' Kim and J. Murda and HomieDontPlayDat as Lil' Cease.

Icesickle · Post by **Icesickle** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 11:35 am

Get Into the Groove is one of the best pop songs ever. Up there with Prince's "I Wanna Be Your Lover."

Frozen is a really underrated video and song. Love that shit.

Remember that S&M video she made where she's walking around with a whip with short hair? What was that song called?

AWAE · Post by **AWAE** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 2:46 pm

i have this sick ass b&w poster of her in a bikini with a dog collar and leash... i can't find a pic on the net anywhere...

arlene · Post by **arlene** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 2:58 pm

I Drive A Lexus wrote:She could do so much better than the peasant Brit director who made mockney sub-Tarantino crap like Lock, Stock.. and Snatch.

ARGHLENE, let's form an internet version of Junior Mafia with me as Biggie, you as Lil' Kim and J. Murda and HomieDontPlayDat as Lil' Cease.

i feel like weve already unofficially done that.

SYM · Post by **SYM** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 3:02 pm

admiral wrote:immaculate collection is essential

troof.

SYM · Post by **SYM** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 3:03 pm

Icesickle wrote:Get Into the Groove is one of the best pop songs ever. Up there with Prince's "I Wanna Be Your Lover."

Frozen is a really underrated video and song. Love that shit.

Remember that S&M video she made where she's walking around with a whip with short hair? What was that song called?

"Human Nature", offa Bedtime Stories. The title track's video is on some ridiculously overproduced gothic-undertones shit.

admiral · Post by **admiral** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 3:11 pm

I guess this would be the place for these here videos:

Vogue - her fashion rap science at the end is too tight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRIYvfhXrdA

Like a Prayer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icrUkBaS ... ed&search=

Express Yourself - NWA ain't got shit on this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMt53HYk ... ed&search=

Hung Up - 99% of women look hideous in those one piece leotards. she's 50 and knocks everyone outta the box
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ccm0wvWugU

Get into the Groove, bitches
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fy9yaC62yn8

arlene · Post by **arlene** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 3:27 pm

everybody
http://youtube.com/watch?v=b4BRVfMyhGk

arlene · Post by **arlene** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 3:28 pm

burning up
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rEmk9IkicJU

Galvatron78 · Post by **Galvatron78** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 3:38 pm

Madonna's my bitch....the many years of me being a young purple and grey robot of destruction were spent watching MTV and getting mini-boners from the "Like A Virgin" video. I mean it's common knowledge that she's a freak and you know she's down with the "hit it and quit it" (peep "Physical Attraction") and she's down for bangin' brothas i just know it....Madonna......*in smooth voice8 "This one's for you baby!!!"