Shoot'em Up

GM Dizzy Skillespie · Post by **GM Dizzy Skillespie** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 1:44 am

I might be going to a sneak preview of this tomorrow.. depends on whether i get invited or not..

but anyone kind of hyped for this?
Clive was dope in Sin City
Giamati is Giamati... I think he will tear it up as the villain.

guns, lots of them
action
and the title alone suggests it will be nonstop madness.

who's in?

citizen · Post by **citizen** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:13 am

will prolly see it on dvd if not just for bellucci

jamrage · Post by **jamrage** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 5:09 am

GM Dizzy Skillespie wrote:I might be going to a sneak preview of this tomorrow.. depends on whether i get invited or not..

but anyone kind of hyped for this?
Clive was dope in Sin City
Giamati is Giamati... I think he will tear it up as the villain.

guns, lots of them
action
and the title alone suggests it will be nonstop madness.

who's in?

OH yeah, I'm very excited to see this. Trailers have made it look fun as hell, and with the actors involved I gotta think it will be decent.

Hyped for this and Eastern Promises.

FreshShabazz · Post by **FreshShabazz** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:10 am

jamrage wrote:Trailers have made it look fun as hell

Movies aren't meant to be fun.

GM Dizzy Skillespie · Tue Sep 04, 2007 10:26 am

FreshShabazz wrote:
jamrage wrote:Trailers have made it look fun as hell
Movies aren't meant to be fun.

michaelE · Post by **michaelE** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 10:32 am

I am supposed to see a sneak preview of this tonight. I will post a review if I do.

drizzle · Post by **drizzle** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 11:59 am

i am so fucking hyped for this, you got no idea

if this movie rules as much as i think it will, Stormy Tha Hater has to call me Sir for the next 6 months

admiral · Post by **admiral** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 12:02 pm

drizzle wrote:i am so fucking hyped for this, you got no idea

GM Dizzy Skillespie · Post by **GM Dizzy Skillespie** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:38 pm

confirmed... i'm going to see it tonight.

I'll have some form of review tonight

drizzle · Post by **drizzle** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:41 pm

GM Dizzy Skillespie wrote:confirmed... i'm going to see it tonight.

I'll have some form of review tonight

is there a site or somehting that lists where this sneak is playing

StormShadow · Post by **StormShadow** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 4:14 pm

drizzle wrote:i am so fucking hyped for this, you got no idea

if this movie rules as much as i think it will, Stormy Tha Hater has to call me Sir for the next 6 months

I'm not calling you shit unless I like it

but if I love it I won't front

GM Dizzy Skillespie · Wed Sep 05, 2007 12:55 am

don't know about any sneak list.
my friend just happened to have an extra ticket.

OK, did you hate Die Hard?
Do you miss blood, violence and humor
Do you miss the Arnold one liners after he kills the fuck out of someone?
Just those hilarious things that were relevant to how the guy died...

well this movie is for you.
It is only 87minutes.
and pretty much the entire time it was either hilarious or fucking badass.. but sometimes so over the top in its action/violence that it was hilarious, although everyone in the theatre seemed to understand that and laughed a long.
SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS

For those that want a little more detail:
Clive is running around killing motherfuckers with a baby in his arms most of the movie
he fucks a bitch and kills badguys at the same time and i'm pretty sure she had an orgasm.
It reminds me of Running Scared, except with humor. That over the top going for the shock and gore action film that gets you jacked up, except this one had unintentional and intentional humor to it.

Honestly, it was free, so I loved it.
If you live in a city that charges $10 for a movie... like mine. Might want to wait for a cheap theatre or DVD.

jamrage · Post by **jamrage** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:40 am

GM Dizzy Skillespie wrote:don't know about any sneak list.
my friend just happened to have an extra ticket.

OK, did you hate Die Hard?
Do you miss blood, violence and humor
Do you miss the Arnold one liners after he kills the fuck out of someone?
Just those hilarious things that were relevant to how the guy died...

well this movie is for you.
It is only 87minutes.
and pretty much the entire time it was either hilarious or fucking badass.. but sometimes so over the top in its action/violence that it was hilarious, although everyone in the theatre seemed to understand that and laughed a long.
SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS

For those that want a little more detail:
Clive is running around killing motherfuckers with a baby in his arms most of the movie
he fucks a bitch and kills badguys at the same time and i'm pretty sure she had an orgasm.
It reminds me of Running Scared, except with humor. That over the top going for the shock and gore action film that gets you jacked up, except this one had unintentional and intentional humor to it.

Honestly, it was free, so I loved it.
If you live in a city that charges $10 for a movie... like mine. Might want to wait for a cheap theatre or DVD.

Great news. I'm officially seeing this in the theater.

Trademark · Post by **Trademark** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 8:59 am

oh wait, there is a baby in his arms the whole time? If he doesn't throw it up at least once to grab a weapon or kill a guy before catching the baby the movie fails..

GM Dizzy Skillespie · Post by **GM Dizzy Skillespie** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 9:53 am

Trademark wrote:oh wait, there is a baby in his arms the whole time? If he doesn't throw it up at least once to grab a weapon or kill a guy before catching the baby the movie fails..

dude, he does that like 8 times among other things that are not safe to do with a baby while in a gun fight

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 10:10 pm

check out this link for a video and monica's boobies

http://fleshbot.com/sex/great-moments-i ... 297210.php

Smithee · Post by **Smithee** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 10:12 pm

GM Dizzy Skillespie wrote:
FreshShabazz wrote:
jamrage wrote:Trailers have made it look fun as hell
Movies aren't meant to be fun.

Req · Post by **Req** » Sun Sep 09, 2007 1:19 am

its probably the most ridiculous movie i've ever saw

in a very hilarious way

Funky Butler · Post by **Funky Butler** » Sun Sep 09, 2007 1:23 am

Req wrote:its probably the most ridiculous movie i've ever saw

in a very hilarious way

Website · Post by **Random Sample** » Sun Sep 09, 2007 4:34 am

I saw it tonight. if you like big dumb over the top action movies then you will enjoy it. I liked the one liners. overall it was a good movie experience.

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Sun Sep 09, 2007 10:53 am

Random Sample wrote:I saw it tonight. if you like big dumb over the top action movies then you will enjoy it. I liked the one liners. overall it was a good movie experience.

I take it the Belucci factor played a role in you seeing this so soon.

drizzle · Post by **drizzle** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 11:29 am

so think of the following:
- the part in Bad Boys 2 with the boat on the highway
- the part in Transporter 2 with the car and the bomb and the train
- the part in crank where he's fucking his girlfriend in the middle of chinatown
- the part in predator with the "Stick around"
- the part in rambo 1 when he takes out the helicopter by throwing a rock
etc....

Most movies, even the most over the top retarded ones have maybe 2 or 3 moments like this. Shoot Em Up is made up entirely of this kind of shit, the whole 85 or so minutes. There are maybe 3 scenes tops that don't kick ridiculous ass. The opening shoot out could easily be the climax for most other action movies, and it just tries to top itself from there.

It's basically a mean bugs bunny/road runner cartoon with lots and lots of guns. Any kind of logic and reason, both in the physical possibility and the story sense, were not even considered with this it conceived. If you have a problem with this, don't even bother watching it.

I'm not sure how it will age, but watching it in the theatre was one of the most enjoyable movie experiences in a while. People actually stood up and clapped DURING, not in the end. More than once.

In conclusion, this movie was 3 pounds of crack attached to 8 perfect DD titties floating down the river of honey and pussy juice. Seriously

GM Dizzy Skillespie · Mon Sep 10, 2007 12:44 pm

drizzle wrote:so think of the following:
- the part in Bad Boys 2 with the boat on the highway
- the part in Transporter 2 with the car and the bomb and the train
- the part in crank where he's fucking his girlfriend in the middle of chinatown
- the part in predator with the "Stick around"
- the part in rambo 1 when he takes out the helicopter by throwing a rock
etc....

Most movies, even the most over the top retarded ones have maybe 2 or 3 moments like this. Shoot Em Up is made up entirely of this kind of shit, the whole 85 or so minutes. There are maybe 3 scenes tops that don't kick ridiculous ass. The opening shoot out could easily be the climax for most other action movies, and it just tries to top itself from there.

It's basically a mean bugs bunny/road runner cartoon with lots and lots of guns. Any kind of logic and reason, both in the physical possibility and the story sense, were not even considered with this it conceived. If you have a problem with this, don't even bother watching it.

I'm not sure how it will age, but watching it in the theatre was one of the most enjoyable movie experiences in a while. People actually stood up and clapped DURING, not in the end. More than once.

In conclusion, this movie was 3 pounds of crack attached to 8 perfect DD titties floating down the river of honey and pussy juice. Seriously

exactly how I felt as well

Funky Butler · Post by **Funky Butler** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 2:18 pm

drizzle wrote:It's basically a mean bugs bunny/road runner cartoon with lots and lots of guns.

word i noticed this. from clive eating carrots all the time to paul giamatti calling him a 'wascally wabbit' and having the flight of the valkyries as his ringtone. funny stuff

StormShadow · Post by **StormShadow** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 2:31 pm

Funky Butler wrote:
drizzle wrote:It's basically a mean bugs bunny/road runner cartoon with lots and lots of guns.
word i noticed this. from clive eating carrots all the time to paul giamatti calling him a 'wascally wabbit' and having the flight of the valkyries as his ringtone. funny stuff

Interesting

drizzle · Post by **drizzle** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 2:42 pm

StormShadow wrote:
Funky Butler wrote:
drizzle wrote:It's basically a mean bugs bunny/road runner cartoon with lots and lots of guns.
word i noticed this. from clive eating carrots all the time to paul giamatti calling him a 'wascally wabbit' and having the flight of the valkyries as his ringtone. funny stuff
Interesting

yeah they drop a bunch of little 'winks' like that. I seriously wouldn't have been surprised if Mr Smith walked off a cliff and didn't fall, and somebody else tried it after him and plummetted.

StormShadow · Post by **StormShadow** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 2:44 pm

Pretty mad at you right now for subtly implying this is better than crank, predator and bad boys 2 though

also I bought city of violence for some reason yesterday

hemorraging money who knows if I will even watch this

drizzle · Post by **drizzle** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 3:24 pm

Keep in mind that this is a reaction from one viewing, as compared to multiple viewing of the others being compared....

- It's not better than predator, although it's up there.

- It's as good as bad boys 2 overall, but bad boys 2 has the humor developed much futher and gets a lot of mileage out of the chemistry between the leads. Purely on teh action level, Shootem up is better i think - it's more inventive with teh set pieces and the cool shit Smith does

- It's better than crank (again, smith just does cooler shit), better than transporter 2 because there's no idiotic half hearted serious subplot, better than running scared because it's actually action packed and much more focused

StormShadow · Post by **StormShadow** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 3:34 pm

man reeeeeally hope I hate this so I can fight with you for a year you are talking some BIG talk right there

Funk Docta Bombay · Post by **Funk Docta Bombay** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 10:01 pm

drizzle wrote:so think of the following:
- the part in Bad Boys 2 with the boat on the highway
- the part in Transporter 2 with the car and the bomb and the train
- the part in crank where he's fucking his girlfriend in the middle of chinatown
- the part in predator with the "Stick around"
- the part in rambo 1 when he takes out the helicopter by throwing a rock
etc....

Most movies, even the most over the top retarded ones have maybe 2 or 3 moments like this. Shoot Em Up is made up entirely of this kind of shit, the whole 85 or so minutes. There are maybe 3 scenes tops that don't kick ridiculous ass. The opening shoot out could easily be the climax for most other action movies, and it just tries to top itself from there.

It's basically a mean bugs bunny/road runner cartoon with lots and lots of guns. Any kind of logic and reason, both in the physical possibility and the story sense, were not even considered with this it conceived. If you have a problem with this, don't even bother watching it.

I'm not sure how it will age, but watching it in the theatre was one of the most enjoyable movie experiences in a while. People actually stood up and clapped DURING, not in the end. More than once.

In conclusion, this movie was 3 pounds of crack attached to 8 perfect DD titties floating down the river of honey and pussy juice. Seriously

Spot on review. I think this was the single STOOPIDEST movie I've ever seen but in a totally good way. Absolutely the most over the top action movie I've ever seen. I have no idea how they will get more ridiculous but I'm looking forward to it.

I loved the actors hamming it up too. Giamatti looked like he was having a hella lot of fun. Sideways line had me in stitches.

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