The Gulliest Lines

The Ivy League Nigga · Thu Feb 16, 2006 2:09 pm

What are the gulliest lines in all of cinema. Please refrain from corny action movie one-liners, not that those aren't great in their own way... but I'm talking about those lines that are meaningful only in the context of the movie you're watching, but when they hit: you move to the edge of your seat, clench a fist and say "hell yeah."

Now yous can't leave!

It's not me, Howard. It's the United States Government. We just beat Germany and Japan. Who the hell are you?

Let's go.

admiral · Post by **admiral** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 2:31 pm

You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you

What I've done is going to be puzzled over and studied and followed... forever.

He should have armed himself if he was goin' to decorate his establishment with my friend.

I'm Will Munny and I've killed most everything that walks or crawls; and now I'm here to kill you Little Bill for what you done to Ned.

Galvatron78 · Post by **Galvatron78** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 2:35 pm

- "give a man a gun he thinks he's Superman give him two he thinks he's God!!"

drizzle · Post by **drizzle** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 2:38 pm

have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Please gentlemen, there is no fighting in the war room

Paulie moved slow, but he didn't have to move for anybody

-Are you an assisin Willard?
-I'm a soldier sir
-You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks to collect the bill
(that whole speach in general)

The speach he gives to the troops before shipping out, also pretty much everything he says in this movie

Business is like shitting, smoothness is most important

i'm afraid i can't let you do that dave

i'm getting no work done today whatsoever

the brow · Post by **the brow** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 2:40 pm

"I'm your huckleberry."

Reason · Post by **Reason** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 2:50 pm

(i know the pic is out of context for the quote but i just picked a badass pic)

Forgiveness is between them and God. It's my job to arrange the meeting.

Cash Rulz · Post by **Cash Rulz** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 3:01 pm

Damn, Reason. First thing I thought of.

I guess I gotta go with..

"I ambushed you with a cup of coffee"

and

"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the LORD when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

the brow · Post by **the brow** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 3:15 pm

What do you faggots want?

bringinoutbangerz · Post by **bringinoutbangerz** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 3:36 pm

Doesn't it look like I'm ready?
I AM ALWAYS READY!
I HAVE BEEN READY SINCE FIRST CALL!
I.AM.READY.
RRRROOOLLLL
**quiet on the set please
AAAAAAAACCTION!!!!!

De Seven Free · Post by **De Seven Free** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 3:43 pm

"Are you Jesus?"

"Y'll fuckin wish I was"

J Dub · Post by **J Dub** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 4:27 pm

unibrowski wrote:

"I'm your huckleberry."

First thing that came to mind, love that shit. Kurt russel had some good lines as wyatt earp in that too: "You gonna do something, or you just gonna stand there and bleed?"

That, and "You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize" from ol' harvey keitel in resevoir dogs.

ripweblo · Post by **ripweblo** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:27 pm

reveal yourself spaniard -

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius..... Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

Icesickle · Post by **Icesickle** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:41 pm

If we were including HBO series' in this Al Swearengen would have this shit on lock.

drizzle · Post by **drizzle** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:41 pm

Icesickle wrote:If we were including HBO series' in this Al Swearengen would have this shit on lock.

touche

twob · Post by **twob** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 6:00 pm

This is my boom stick!

Icesickle · Post by **Icesickle** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 6:54 pm

This is just the tame stuff they can put up on the HBO website. He says a lot more iller shit, but it's written with racial slurs that wouldn't reflect to well on HBO's image if they annointed them as the "Best Lines of the Week":

Al Swearengen: "You don't want to interfere with me."
Calamity Jane: "You think I'm scared of you?"
Al Swearengen: "Sure you are. And if I take a knife to you you'll be scared worse and a long time dying."

Swearengen: "I'll try touching the moon before working on a whore's thinking."

The way he delivers this is priceless.

Al Swearengen to Farnum: "Don't play that sh*t where you make me drag your words out. Declare, or shut the f*ck up"

Swearengen: "The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more fucking punishment in store. "

Lee: "I am a civilized person."
Al: "Then take your civilization the f**k out of here."

cascarrabias · Post by **cascarrabias** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 8:20 pm

bringinoutbangerz wrote:

Doesn't it look like I'm ready?
I AM ALWAYS READY!
I HAVE BEEN READY SINCE FIRST CALL!
I.AM.READY.
RRRROOOLLLL
**quiet on the set please
AAAAAAAACCTION!!!!!

5/5

Magneto · Post by **Magneto** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:43 pm

"I want your motherfuckin' Daytons and your motherfuckin' stereo. And I'll take a double burger with cheese."

intuition · Post by **intuition** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 11:44 pm

my whole life all i ever wanted to be was a gangster.

cynosure · Post by **cynosure** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:34 pm

"Well, I must've been away too long because my feelings are dead. I feel no remorse."

Reason · Post by **Reason** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 11:18 pm

most of this isn't "gully" but funny

Donnie: I bet yous $20 that yous can't go tru this meal without saying three words.
One of his three daughters giving him silent treatment: You lose.
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Lefty: Sonny sent for me.
Donnie: You getting sent for by Sonny Red?
Lefty: Did I - Did I say Sonny Red? No! (quick pause) Sonny Black
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Sonny Black: What's he doin lookin at the rearview mirror?
Lefty: What's it look like I'm doing? (pause) Checkin' my lipstick.

trying to escape two guys by climbing around ledges of a hotel, he crawls through a window into a bathroom to find a woman wrapped in a towel
woman: Who are you?
Jackie: I'm the window cleaner!
runs through apartment, stops at closet right before the front door to steal a jacket as a man walks in
man: Who are you?
Jackie: I'm the dry cleaner!
runs out with jacket

MD · Post by MD » Fri Feb 17, 2006 11:37 pm

Magneto wrote:"I want your motherfuckin' Daytons and your motherfuckin' stereo. And I'll take a double burger with cheese."

Nice. I would've went with:

"MAN, BOTH OF Y'ALL SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! BOTH OF Y'ALL ACTIN' LIKE SOME MOTHERFUCKIN' BITCHES!!! GIMME MY MOTHERFUCKIN' JOINT!!"

Masked Terror #1 · Post by **Masked Terror #1** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 11:39 pm

unibrowski wrote:

What do you faggots want?

Hell of a choice.

Hell of a flick.

sleazy_j · Post by **sleazy_j** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 1:35 am

not gully, but my favorite lines are from 187.
"If you gonna live stupid don't do it half-assed -- take it all the way."
i don't remember it being said exactly like that, but that is what the script says.

and i always wanted to sample this:
RITA
So you like hip-hop, Mr. G?
TREVOR
(shakes his head)
... I hate it.
RITA
(reacting)
What kinda black man are you?

Peeping Tom · Post by **Peeping Tom** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 6:12 am

ripweblo wrote:

reveal yourself spaniard -

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius..... Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

that whole "are you not entertained, is this not what you came for..."

CaseJuan · Post by **CaseJuan** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 1:48 pm

I gotta paint the whole scene.

(Busta and Ice Cube return to their dorm from a party while Remy and other roommate are studying. Cube turns on some Al Green.)

Busta: What Kinda munchies y'all got int his piece......y'all aint got no kool aid?

I see y'all got some Avian though....

(Remy looks over at Ice Cube)

Remy: Hey man, how would you feel if you had this hard ass class to study for and I came in and blasted my music?

Cube: I wouldn't feel shit cause that wouldn't happen.

Remy: Why not?

Cube: Cause I'd whip yo ass - that's why.

(Busta starts to laugh while drinking (Remy's) Evian.)

naturalborn103 · Post by **naturalborn103** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 4:11 pm

CaseJuan wrote:I gotta paint the whole scene.

(Busta and Ice Cube return to their dorm from a party while Remy and other roommate are studying. Cube turns on some Al Green.)

Busta: What Kinda munchies y'all got int his piece......y'all aint got no kool aid?

I see y'all got some Avian though....

(Remy looks over at Ice Cube)

Remy: Hey man, how would you feel if you had this hard ass class to study for and I came in and blasted my music?

Cube: I wouldn't feel shit cause that wouldn't happen.

Remy: Why not?

Cube: Cause I'd whip yo ass - that's why.

(Busta starts to laugh while drinking (Remy's) Evian.)

what movie is this? and

whats the matter kid? you dont like clowns?dont we make ya laugh?...its funny but i forget how the rest goes.

IKILL · Post by **IKILL** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 7:00 pm

CaseJuan wrote:what movie is this?

Higher Learning...great film.

My contribution:
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die!

Parker (Phillippe): Shut that cunt's mouth, or I'll come over and fuck-start her head.

Bitch (Silverman): You're gonna wish you never got up this morning,
cos my boyfriend's gonna fuck you up.
And after that, while he's fucking up your fuckin' gay uncle,
I'm gonna fucking cut off your cock
and mail it to your mother, you faggot.
Gaylord fuckin' bitch.
How do you like that? You like that a lot?
You fucking faggot. You like to ass-fuck?
Fontanella fuckin' baby head fuck? Go ahead.
You like to fuck baby heads? You like to fuck boys?
He's gonna fuck you in the ass! He's no
t even gay but he'll do it...

Everything Sergeant Hartman said.

Magneto · Post by **Magneto** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 6:39 pm

MD wrote:
Magneto wrote:"I want your motherfuckin' Daytons and your motherfuckin' stereo. And I'll take a double burger with cheese."
Nice. I would've went with:

"MAN, BOTH OF Y'ALL SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! BOTH OF Y'ALL ACTIN' LIKE SOME MOTHERFUCKIN' BITCHES!!! GIMME MY MOTHERFUCKIN' JOINT!!"

I swear, I had that at first.

FightOn · Post by **FightOn** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:56 pm

This isn't the scene, but in Sling Blade when Karl was talking to Doyle in the living room.

Doyle: What in the hell are you doing with that lawn mower blade?
Karl: I aim to kill you with it. Mmm.