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Posted: **Mon Dec 10, 2012 2:45 pm**

Seen it. It sucks.

Posted: **Mon Dec 10, 2012 2:47 pm**

How is this

faggot even making movies still let alone getting Will Smith to star?

Posted: **Mon Dec 10, 2012 2:59 pm**

Will Smith handpicked him to be the director, and this is the movie he turned down Django to make. They are marketing it to make it seem like a Will Smith vehicle but he's just barely even a supporting actor in the movie. It's the Jaden show and he's horrible...he makes a trying to squeeze out a poop face when he tries to emote.

Posted: **Mon Dec 10, 2012 3:08 pm**

The Rapping Coffin wrote:Will Smith handpicked him to be the director, and this is the movie he turned down Django to make.

Totally forgot he was offered that role.

Posted: **Mon Dec 10, 2012 4:09 pm**

The Rapping Coffin wrote:Seen it. It sucks.

spoilers?

Posted: **Mon Dec 10, 2012 4:24 pm**

Overbrook behind this.

Something Will can get his flunkies to go "great movie sah" while he has wild gay orgies.

I'm waiting for Jaden to get in a car/plane accident. I hate that kid.

Posted: **Mon Dec 10, 2012 5:10 pm**

gonna be the first shamalama that gets missed, primarily cause of young faggot ass smith. morbid curiosity pulled me in for the last six or so, feels good to not be inquisitive in the least bout this one

Posted: **Mon Dec 10, 2012 5:16 pm**

Tommy Bunz wrote:How is this faggot even making movies still let alone getting Will Smith to star?

Last Airbender made a profit of 169 million worldwide, not great but i guess enough for studios to give him more money

Posted: **Mon Dec 10, 2012 5:21 pm**

oh, forgot about airbender. already missed a dingdong then

Posted: **Mon Dec 10, 2012 6:31 pm**

Truth. wrote:Last Airbender

That franchise needs a reboot stat.

Posted: **Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:16 am**

The Rapping Coffin wrote:Will Smith handpicked him to be the director and this is the movie he turned down Django to make.

He's good at that. Also turned down the chance to be Neo in The Matrix in order to do Wild Wild West.

Posted: **Tue Dec 11, 2012 9:03 am**

TheBigSleep wrote:
The Rapping Coffin wrote:Will Smith handpicked him to be the director and this is the movie he turned down Django to make.
He's good at that. Also turned down the chance to be Neo in The Matrix in order to do Wild Wild West.

He read the script and was prolly like, "how can I write a rap song to this?"

Posted: **Tue Dec 11, 2012 9:55 am**

Pass.

Posted: **Tue Dec 11, 2012 9:57 am**

SYM wrote:
TheBigSleep wrote:
The Rapping Coffin wrote:Will Smith handpicked him to be the director and this is the movie he turned down Django to make.
He's good at that. Also turned down the chance to be Neo in The Matrix in order to do Wild Wild West.
He read the script and was prolly like, "how can I write a rap song to this?"

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2012 6:26 am**

The Afronaut wrote:
SYM wrote:
TheBigSleep wrote:
The Rapping Coffin wrote:Will Smith handpicked him to be the director and this is the movie he turned down Django to make.
He's good at that. Also turned down the chance to be Neo in The Matrix in order to do Wild Wild West.
He read the script and was prolly like, "how can I write a rap song to this?"

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2012 1:20 pm**

SYM wrote:
The Rapping Coffin wrote:Seen it. It sucks.
spoilers?

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2012 1:48 pm**

jesus that sounds so bad

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2012 2:11 pm**

drizzle wrote:jesus that sounds so bad

And he turned down django for it LOL

Posted: **Wed May 29, 2013 10:16 pm**

just saw this

it's exactly what you think it is, nothing more.

i've never felt so MEH in nearly all my life at a movie.

SO much wasted potential, so much wasted time.

Jaden "carries" the movie, Will "guides" it.

they both have annoying fucking future-Brit faux accents that make you cringe

there's nothing you haven't seen before, really. no real

sci-fi ideas beyond all other flicks

so underwhelmed by this. but thankful for the friends who hooked me up to go.

M. Night needs to take a serious :winter:

don't pay money for this, please

Posted: **Wed May 29, 2013 10:46 pm**

Mindbender Futurama wrote:
i've never felt so MEH in nearly all my life at a movie.

Have you seen oblivion? Because that's exactly how I felt after watching it.

Posted: **Thu May 30, 2013 12:10 am**

@ you guys watching this or oblivion, fuckyallthinking?

Posted: **Thu May 30, 2013 4:45 pm**

The patterns tho

PEACE

Posted: **Fri May 31, 2013 5:06 pm**

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/b ... see-560758

In a box office upset, Now You See Me beat Will Smith's sci-fi adventure After Earth as the two films rolled out in theaters Thursday night.

Nor are Friday matinee numbers bringing much relief for After Earth, which may struggle to open much past $25 million unless ticket sales pick up in earnest, versus the $35 million-plus the father-son adventure was expected to bring in. The film's performance is a rare blemish for Smith, considered one of the world's biggest stars.

Posted: **Fri May 31, 2013 5:19 pm**

Is the spoiler that the fresh prince and his son are ghosts? Please let it be that!

Posted: **Fri May 31, 2013 8:48 pm**

Funny how Shyamalan's name is kept out of all marketing for this thing. Had no idea he was involved until this thread got resurrected.

Posted: **Fri May 31, 2013 9:15 pm**

T Rav wrote:Is the spoiler that the fresh prince and his son are ghosts? Please let it be that!

The twist is that Jazzy Jeff is actually the real father.

Posted: **Sat Jun 01, 2013 12:39 am**

1. Nepotism.
2. Scientology.

Posted: **Sun Jun 02, 2013 2:38 am**

^^^ yes it was definitely nepotism, but as amazingly displayed with 'Pursuit of Happyness', there is potential for great father/son moviemaking. IT DID NOT HAPPEN AGAIN.
and yes, Scientology is vaguely wafting around this stinking carcass of a film's "dialogue", but not enough to make you scream "Fuck you, Travolta"

Panama wrote:
Mindbender Futurama wrote:
i've never felt so MEH in nearly all my life at a movie.

Have you seen oblivion? Because that's exactly how I felt after watching it.

Check it:

I walked into 'Oblivion' when 'After Earth' was done, because I just felt like it. I saw the last 15 minutes.

The ONE line of dialogue I heard, when Tom Cruise said: "If we have souls, they are made of the love we give to each other" was more creative and insighful than EVERY SINGLE ASPECT, DIMENSION AND MINUTE OF WILL SMITH'S SUPERFLOP.

The entire movie is devoid of fresh thinking or joy. There has never been a more predictable movie experience in my life. You can literally project exactly what is going to happen at each obvious interval. Jaden is shackled in this with his worst acting role ever alongside Will Smith's VERY worst movie role. Jaden was surprisingly dope in 'Karate Kid'. And even in 'Wild Wild West', at least Will Smith was wyling out in a humongous mechanical spider with cannons on it and shit. 'After Earth' is the worst fucking wannabe-blockbuster movie of the year, hands down. Line up the Razzies.

My jaw was on the ground like "who paid for this idiotic mess?" for virtually the entire duration.
And that marketing campaign slogan "fear is a choice/danger is real" is manifested in the most cliche and formulaic conception you can fathom, and is barely expanded upon with any wise insight worth taking away from the movie. It is delivered in such a corny and militarily heartless fashion that you just want to laugh instead of listen.

Will Smith needs to hit a grand slam with his next movie. This shit is unacceptable in every way.
You want to know M. Night secret this time?
The twist in this movie is...

it's actually not a fucking movie at all.

Posted: **Sun Jun 02, 2013 2:44 am**

I'm just going to throw out there that Mindbender saw 'X-Men Origins: Wolverine' three times in theaters, so for him to hate 'After Earth' in such a way says quite a great deal about how terrible it is.

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