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Leno: Conan and I got 'screwed'
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:56 pm
by Employee
http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/TV/03/3 ... eno.behar/
Leno: Conan and I got 'screwed'
By Alan Duke, CNN
March 31, 2010 4:05 p.m. EDT
Los Angeles, California (CNN) -- Jay Leno expects Conan O'Brien will return to late-night television as a head-to-head competitor against NBC's "The Tonight Show."
"I think Conan will come back, and he'll be strong and, you know, we'll all compete against one another," Leno told Joy Behar, host of HLN's "The Joy Behar Show."
"It should be me against [David] Letterman, against Conan, against [Jimmy] Kimmel, and then you see who wins," he said, referring to all the other late-night comedians.
Behar turned the table -- or the couch -- on Leno while waiting backstage Tuesday for her "Tonight Show" appearance.
"Do you feel upset about Conan?" Behar asked Leno.
"Conan got screwed, and I got screwed," Leno said. "This is TV. The reason how business pays a lot of money is, when you get screwed you have something left over."
When NBC yanked Leno off his 10 p.m. show and returned him to "The Tonight Show" host chair, O'Brien was paid in excess of $32 million. He's free to host another talk show after September 1.
"It worked out OK," Leno said. "I don't quite get why I get beat up over it. I know people don't really understand sort of how this business works. It's all numbers. You know, the affiliates wanted us back, so we came back."
NBC's local stations suffered a drop in ratings for their 11 p.m. newscasts in the months that Leno's earlier show was a lead-in.
Leno told Behar he does not take personally all the jokes and criticisms from other comedians about his acceptance of the NBC plan to dump O'Brien.
"All comedians are friends, but when you go onstage your job is to blow the other guys off the stage," he said. "I get it. That's the way it works. I don't want to impede anyone else's opportunity, but when you go out there that's what you do."
The uncertainty of television is why he will keep his other job as a nightclub stand-up comedian, he said.
"That's why I always tell comics, keep your act," he said.
Indeed, Leno flew to Las Vegas after his Tuesday taping to do a 10 p.m. show.
What a douche.
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Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:17 pm
by Trademark
What has leno's ratings done since he came back?
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:24 pm
by Truth.
the fag is #1 again
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:30 pm
by Sankofa
familiarity breeds mediocrity
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:32 pm
by Dids
Leno's not like 100% wrong. Once his show predictably failed, the best move in terms of buyouts and what not for NBC was to do what they did- and that kinda makes Jay look like a dick.
However, in doing shit like this Leno's managed to basically act enough like a dick to make everybody right for thinking he was one in the first place. By never acknowledging that it was the failure of his own show at 10 that brought this all about- it just makes him look like a giant fucking cunt.
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:01 pm
by Sankofa
I feel nothing for either of them, they're both rich beyond reason and we pick sides and rally troops to what end?
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 11:42 pm
by rob1ne
Sankofa wrote:I feel nothing for either of them, they're both rich beyond reason and we pick sides and rally troops to what end?
oh yeah i agree that's why i don't have a favorite sports team, i mean come on all the players are rich beyond reason so why should i get behind one specific team.
srsly one person had great talent and went through the same ratings drop that leno went through when he took over the spot, and the other one is a lazy hack that has a super boring show. leno's show tanked in the new timeslot and he was rewarded for it... thats why i pick sides. I can't wait to see conans new show, if the fox rumors are true.
Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 1:27 am
by mike eagle
Dids wrote:Leno's not like 100% wrong. Once his show predictably failed, the best move in terms of buyouts and what not for NBC was to do what they did- and that kinda makes Jay look like a dick.
However, in doing shit like this Leno's managed to basically act enough like a dick to make everybody right for thinking he was one in the first place. By never acknowledging that it was the failure of his own show at 10 that brought this all about- it just makes him look like a giant fucking cunt.
were you high when you posted this?
Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 3:28 am
by Employee
Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 8:00 am
by Random Sample
Leno should have never got a spot at 10.
Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 8:38 am
by Sankofa
rob1ne wrote:Sankofa wrote:I feel nothing for either of them, they're both rich beyond reason and we pick sides and rally troops to what end?
oh yeah i agree that's why i don't have a favorite sports team, i mean come on all the players are rich beyond reason so why should i get behind one specific team.
What with free agency, I couldn't tell you.
Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 8:57 am
by Trademark
sankofa's a sandy vagina twat.
Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 9:30 am
by Sankofa
Trademark wrote:sankofa's a sandy vagina twat.
Who's catching feelings for millionaires?
Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 10:12 am
by Trademark
Sankofa wrote:Trademark wrote:sankofa's a sandy vagina twat.
Who's catching feelings for millionaires?

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 10:49 am
by The Ivy League Nigga
Sankofa wrote:I feel nothing for either of them, they're both rich beyond reason and we pick sides and rally troops to what end?
I also don't understand all the picking sides and shit. NBC made a business decision and it looks to be the right one. I guess I can relate to wanting a show you like to stay on the air, but people act like their favorite uncle got fired the day before his full pension kicked in.
Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 11:18 am
by Dids
I was not high.
Sankofa's point is silly, because there's an obvious reason to pick a side. People would rather see Conan on TV because he's substantially better at this than Leno, and there was some half-baked chance that people voicing their opinions might change that.
Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 4:13 pm
by The Ivy League Nigga
Dids wrote: People would rather see Conan on TV because he's substantially better at this than Leno
Hey fatty, you do realize that all empirical data soundly contradicts this point, right?
Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 4:30 pm
by Employee
The Ivy League Nigga wrote:Sankofa wrote:I feel nothing for either of them, they're both rich beyond reason and we pick sides and rally troops to what end?
I also don't understand all the picking sides and shit. NBC made a business decision and it looks to be the right one. I guess I can relate to wanting a show you like to stay on the air, but people act like their favorite uncle got fired the day before his full pension kicked in.
Once heard uttered by Sherman Da Oblivious:
"I float above the fray, bro. Above..."
Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 4:34 pm
by The Ivy League Nigga
My status alone grants me that much (anyone who disagrees can suck my dick).
Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 4:42 pm
by Employee
The Ivy League Nigga wrote:My status alone grants me that much (anyone who disagrees can suck my dick).
Is that wit?
"I float above the fray, bro. Above..."
Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 4:53 pm
by The Ivy League Nigga
Employee wrote: My imagined status as a boarding legend is based on ebaumsworld pictures and adding 'bro' to otherwise unfunny statements
Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 4:58 pm
by Employee
The Ivy League Nigga wrote:My jealousy of Employee burns with such intensity I'm forced to gird my loins before loggin in. "I float above the fray, bro. Above..."
Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 5:19 pm
by Dids
The Ivy League Nigga wrote:Dids wrote: People would rather see Conan on TV because he's substantially better at this than Leno
Hey fatty, you do realize that all empirical data soundly contradicts this point, right?
FFS I'm fucking obviously talking about the "Team Coco" people that 'Kofa obviously was referencing.
I am not talking about the old fucks who keep Leno on the air. Those are not people, they are wastes of space waiting to die.
Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 5:22 pm
by Dids
And for fuck's sake "fatty"?
Aren't you arguably creative as a profession?
Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 5:27 pm
by The Ivy League Nigga
Dids wrote:The Ivy League Nigga wrote:Dids wrote: People would rather see Conan on TV because he's substantially better at this than Leno
Hey fatty, you do realize that all empirical data soundly contradicts this point, right?
FFS I'm fucking obviously talking about the "Team Coco" people that 'Kofa obviously was referencing.
I am not talking about the old fucks who keep Leno on the air. Those are not people, they are wastes of space waiting to die.
Oh right, Conan has overwhelming support. If you count only the people who are vocal in their support of Conan.
Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 5:29 pm
by Trademark
Sherman is straight fucking

'n faggs in this thread.
Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 5:46 am
by Dids
I WOULD SUGGEST YOU TWO RETARDS FUCK BUT I CAN'T IMAGINE EITHER OF YOUR IDIOTS YOU COULD FIGURE OUT HOW.
I'm not even fucking trying to argue that Conan has more support in terms of numbers. I am simply saying that there exists a group of people who prefer Conan because they feel he is better and that is what motivated them to be vocal about it. Sherman is imagining that I made some argument saying there were more Conan fans than Leno, which pure numbers wise is obviously not true.
These people also happen to be right, because if you prefer Leno, you're fucking simple.
Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 6:19 am
by odium-LSC
Conan is far more entertaining then Leno. I don't see how that's debatable. Middle america and old people prefer Leno though so I'm not really surprised that Leno came out on top on this one.
Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 10:07 am
by The Ivy League Nigga
Dids wrote:I WOULD SUGGEST YOU TWO RETARDS FUCK BUT I CAN'T IMAGINE EITHER OF YOUR IDIOTS YOU COULD FIGURE OUT HOW.
Wait... aren't you more or less a virgin, who expects us to believe that you could totally fuck some of your homegirl's fat friends but chose not to?
Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 10:27 am
by Sankofa
Dids wrote:the old fucks who keep Leno on the air. Those are not people, they are wastes of space waiting to die.
