OSCARS 2011

alpha · Post by **alpha** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 3:19 pm

I haven't watched the oscars is a really long time. Was thinking of catching it tonight. pass? watch? I'm sure it's gonna be awful either way.

Truth. · Post by **Truth.** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 3:32 pm

i wanna see Bale get his first Oscar, that's about it

Req · Post by **Req** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 6:05 pm

Franco settin it off early by actin like an insecure, delusional, 'hollywood bubble' faggot

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/2 ... 28587.html

already hoping he fails

Comedy Quaddafi · Post by **Comedy Quaddafi** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 6:52 pm

Come on Facebook-Movie! Got a feeling they'll really flex their lobby-muscles.

Will be rooting for Black Swan and Winter's Bone but I'm guessing they'll have to make do with a few minor pity-awards.

Truth. · Post by **Truth.** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 10:11 pm

wow this shit is cringe worthy, had to turn it off

wheels · Post by **wheels** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 10:21 pm

Kirk Douglas was awkward as fuck then suddenly hilarious.

RacquetballGangsta · Post by **RacquetballGangsta** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 10:25 pm

OK. so this old dude just accepted the award for best screenplay for Kings Speech. as soon as he says "we have a voice, we have been heard."
Then they cut to the crowd. whos the super fine chick in the 2nd row? she's wearing black, sleeveless, with some sparkly things around the neck.

k thx bye

Comedy Quaddafi · Post by **Comedy Quaddafi** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 10:35 pm

I was sure Biutiful was gonna win. Happy for Ms Bier, shes a pretty lady as well.

RacquetballGangsta · Post by **RacquetballGangsta** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 10:35 pm

Comedy Quaddafi wrote:I was sure Biutiful was gonna win. Happy for Ms Bier, shes a pretty lady as well.

ditto. yeah i never knew she was that hot.

Comedy Quaddafi · Post by **Comedy Quaddafi** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 10:40 pm

2nd generation Jewess I believe.

Looks like Truth got his wish granted.

Req · Post by **Req** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 11:42 pm

nice to see Franco sucking so far

Trent Reznor's girlfriend =

Positive A · Post by **Positive A** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 12:02 am

Req wrote:nice to see Franco sucking so far

Trent Reznor's girlfriend =

Yeah. I wanna fuck HER like an animal!

Positive A · Post by **Positive A** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 12:03 am

What's the consensus on Hilary Swank? Fuck or no?

alpha · Post by **alpha** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 12:31 am

Positive A wrote:What's the consensus on Hilary Swank? Fuck or no?

you're drinking and watching the Oscars.??

alpha · Post by **alpha** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 12:33 am

and wtf is up with Anne Hathaway's awkward randomness?

Sylissez · Post by **Sylissez** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 12:45 am

I'll take Hathaway's awkward randomness over Franco's smug douchebag routine any day. It was prolly a good idea he didn't use Gervais' jokes as he most likely wouldn't have delivered them right anyway.

Dudeman · Post by **Dudeman** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 12:46 am

the young blonde in the red dress who was nominated for best chick in a movie? she was banging. name? pics?

battlecatmeowstab212 · Mon Feb 28, 2011 12:49 am

Big winner of the night was Norm MacDonald who just replaced Lil B as *the* Twitter to follow. Made the worst Oscars in my lifetime entertaining.

Sylissez · Post by **Sylissez** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 12:53 am

battlecatmeowstab212 wrote:Big winner of the night was Norm MacDonald who just replaced Lil B as *the* Twitter to follow. Made the worst Oscars in my lifetime entertaining.

Missed this. Please to explain?

FAZER · Post by **FAZER** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 1:00 am

Dudeman wrote:the young blonde in the red dress who was nominated for best chick in a movie? she was banging. name? pics?

Jennifer Lawrence

peanut butter · Post by **peanut butter** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 1:12 am

Sylissez wrote:
battlecatmeowstab212 wrote:Big winner of the night was Norm MacDonald who just replaced Lil B as *the* Twitter to follow. Made the worst Oscars in my lifetime entertaining.
Missed this. Please to explain?

A few winners:

purple is very pregnanting about 1 hour ago via web Retweeted by 15 people

a lot of these guys seemed to live in slow motion about 1 hour ago via web

here comes dead guys about 1 hour ago via web

randy newman is cool. about 1 hour ago via web

by the time the dead guy montage starts kirk douglas will be in it about 1 hour ago via web

inception. i fell asleep in the movie woke up and it made no difference about 2 hours ago via web

the winner of this gets an award plus gets to breathe some of oprahs air about 2 hours ago via web

that was very insulting saying oprah was coming up and then showing a giant elephant. shame on you academy about 2 hours ago via web

oh i hate these guys. im gonna go listen to randy newman on my ipod about 2 hours ago via web

hey obama get on the libya thing about 2 hours ago via web

hahahahahahahahahahahah charlie sheen about 3 hours ago via web

in australia people are barfing counterclockwise about 3 hours ago via web

well so far so awful. about 3 hours ago via web

so massive strokes have no effect on comic timing about 3 hours ago via web

PEACE

Sylissez · Post by **Sylissez** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 1:15 am

Just checked his twitter. Shit is gold, Jerry.

Can't wait for his new show.

Brougham33 · Post by **Brougham33** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 1:54 am

Positive A wrote:
Req wrote:nice to see Franco sucking so far

Trent Reznor's girlfriend =
Yeah. I wanna fuck HER like an animal!

Mariqueen Maandig

Reznor stays winning.

odium-LSC · Post by **odium-LSC** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 2:14 am

I don't really like asians but i'd fuck with it

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:06 am

Mariqueen Maandig was a hot topic around here about 3 years ago. Step your Azn-game up.

Bobby D · Post by **Bobby D** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 10:50 am

was it as dissapointing as expected?

Tommy Bunz · Post by **Tommy Bunz** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 10:54 am

Philaflava wrote:Mariqueen Maandig was a hot topic around here about 3 years ago. Step your Azn-game up.

Her EP that Reznor produced was actually pretty dope too

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Anyways, I didn't watch this faggot shit but I'm glad Portman won best actress and that A Social Network didn't get best picture, although I haven't seen A King's Speech and it seems like typical oscar-bait bullshit that no one will care about in 5 years.

A Kid · Post by **A Kid** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 11:01 am

damn thats a bad bitch

Gregg Popabitch · Post by **Gregg Popabitch** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 12:38 pm

Yeah, Mariqueen Maandig and Jennifer Lawrence bodied the Oscars last night.

LilLeftBrain · Post by **LilLeftBrain** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 1:00 pm

don't even understand how this is the winter's bone girl
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

only watched like the last fifteen minutes of this and stopped breathing at some point during that ps22 herky jerky personalized zombie under the rainbow shit. so damn funny