Coen Bros Vs Scott Bros

AWAE · Post by **AWAE** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 6:24 am

COEN BROS:
1984 Blood Simple
1987 Raising Arizona
1990 Miller's Crossing
1991 Barton Fink
1994 The Hudsucker Proxy
1996 Fargo
1998 The Big Lebowski
2000 O Brother, Where Art Thou?
2001 The Man Who Wasn't There
2003 Intolerable Cruelty
2004 The Ladykillers
2007 No Country for Old Men
2008 Burn After Reading
2009 A Serious Man
2010 True Grit

VS.

RIDLEY SCOTT:
1977 The Duellists
1979 Alien
1982 Blade Runner
1985 Legend
1987 Someone to Watch Over Me
1989 Black Rain
1991 Thelma & Louise
1992 1492: Conquest of Paradise
1996 White Squall
1997 G.I. Jane
2000 Gladiator
2001 Hannibal
2001 Black Hawk Down
2003 Matchstick Men
2005 Kingdom of Heaven
2006 A Good Year
2007 American Gangster
2008 Body of Lies
2009 Tell-Tale
2010 Robin Hood

TONY SCOTT:
1983 The Hunger
1986 Top Gun
1987 Beverly Hills Cop II
1990 Revenge
1990 Days of Thunder
1991 The Last Boy Scout
1993 True Romance
1995 Crimson Tide
1996 The Fan
1998 Enemy of the State
2001 Spy Game
2004 Man on Fire
2005 Domino
2006 D

odium-LSC · Post by **odium-LSC** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 7:25 am

G.I. Jane & Domino win this one hands down for the Scott Bros. and it's not even close.

ObeseJesus · Post by **ObeseJesus** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 8:23 am

Wayans Bros

Trademark · Post by **Trademark** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 12:14 pm

Worst fucking thread ever.... Coens>>>>>>>>>>>>>

AWAE · Post by **AWAE** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 2:07 pm

Alien, Blade Runner, True Romance > any coen bros movie

Swipe · Post by **Swipe** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 2:45 pm

Let's see...

Road movie:
Thelma & Louise > O Brother
Neo-Noir:
Blade Runner > Miller's Crossing
Con Men:
Matchstick Men > The Ladykillers
Slapstick:
Beverly Hills Cop II > Raising Arizona
Funny Caper:
The Last Boy Scout > The Big Lebowski
Remake:
Robin Hood > True Grit
Stylized Violence:
True Romance > No Country For Old Men
Strong Women:
GI Jane, Alien > Fargo

ETC

Blockhead · Post by **Blockhead** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 3:59 pm

Swipe wrote:Let's see...

Road movie:

Funny Caper:
The Last Boy Scout > The Big Lebowski

This very well may be the worst opinion I've ever read anywhere in my life.

Swipe · Post by **Swipe** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 4:47 pm

Ahem

B-b-b-b-but he says dude and it's so funny! GTFO.

Andvil · Post by **Andvil** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 4:50 pm

Swipe wrote:Let's see...

Road movie:
Thelma & Louise > O Brother
Slapstick:
Beverly Hills Cop II > Raising Arizona
Funny Caper:
The Last Boy Scout > The Big Lebowski
Remake:
Robin Hood > True Grit
Stylized Violence:
True Romance > No Country For Old Men
Strong Women:
GI Jane, Alien > Fargo

ETC

LOLOLOLOLOL

drizzle · Post by **drizzle** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 5:01 pm

Andvil wrote:
Swipe wrote:Let's see...

Road movie:
Thelma & Louise > O Brother
Slapstick:
Beverly Hills Cop II > Raising Arizona
Funny Caper:
The Last Boy Scout > The Big Lebowski
Remake:
Robin Hood > True Grit
Stylized Violence:
True Romance > No Country For Old Men
Strong Women:
GI Jane, Alien > Fargo

ETC
LOLOLOLOLOL

jamrage · Post by **jamrage** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 5:05 pm

drizzle wrote:
Andvil wrote:
Swipe wrote:Let's see...

Road movie:
Thelma & Louise > O Brother
Slapstick:
Beverly Hills Cop II > Raising Arizona
Funny Caper:
The Last Boy Scout > The Big Lebowski
Remake:
Robin Hood > True Grit
Stylized Violence:
True Romance > No Country For Old Men
Strong Women:
GI Jane, Alien > Fargo

ETC
LOLOLOLOLOL

Also:

Roy Johnson · Post by **Roy Johnson** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 5:56 pm

Swipe in the Coen Bros vs Quentin Tarantino thread:

I seem to recall that the Coens have a movie that is top 4 of all time. The best film work QT has done is probably stocking the shelves with Coen movies, fucking clerk.

Which Coen Bros movie is top 4 of all time, Swipe?

And here's the Big Lebowski vs Apocalypse Now gem:

The Big Lebowski, pretty easily. Easier than blinking really. Surprised anyone would dream of thinking about maybe voting any other way. I thought the fact that AN was even considered to be a part of a greatest film tournament was a big setup for a joke. Maybe the punchline is next round?

Remember, Swipe recently admitted to never having seen Apocalypse Now. He said that it was always on when he was growing up, so he feels like he's seen it, but he never actually watched it, if that makes any sense.

And now he's saying that The Last Boy Scout is superior to The Big Lebowski.

You got a lot to answer for, Swipe.

Positive A · Post by **Positive A** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 5:59 pm

This thread hurts my head.

Swipe · Post by **Swipe** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 6:10 pm

Roy Johnson wrote:Swipe in the Coen Bros vs Quentin Tarantino thread:

I seem to recall that the Coens have a movie that is top 4 of all time. The best film work QT has done is probably stocking the shelves with Coen movies, fucking clerk.
Which Coen Bros movie is top 4 of all time, Swipe?

And here's the Big Lebowski vs Apocalypse Now gem:

The Big Lebowski, pretty easily. Easier than blinking really. Surprised anyone would dream of thinking about maybe voting any other way. I thought the fact that AN was even considered to be a part of a greatest film tournament was a big setup for a joke. Maybe the punchline is next round?
Remember, Swipe recently admitted to never having seen Apocalypse Now. He said that it was always on when he was growing up, so he feels like he's seen it, but he never actually watched it, if that makes any sense.

And now he's saying that The Last Boy Scout is superior to The Big Lebowski.

You got a lot to answer for, Swipe.

This is a shocking revelation indeed.

I have personally sent a PM to Philaflava himself about his sites security. I can't believe my account was hacked and used for these purposes.

AWAE · Post by **AWAE** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:56 pm

LOL.

no but seriously..

AWAE wrote:Alien, Blade Runner, True Romance > any coen bros movie

Lid · Post by **Lid** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 6:53 pm

Blockhead wrote:
Swipe wrote:Let's see...

Road movie:

Funny Caper:
The Last Boy Scout > The Big Lebowski

This very well may be the worst opinion I've ever read anywhere in my life.

Comedy Quaddafi · Post by **Comedy Quaddafi** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:35 pm

AWAE wrote:Alien, Blade Runner, True Romance > any coen bros movie

Well, I agree. I'd add Gladiator as well.

EMCEE DARTH MALEK · Post by **EMCEE DARTH MALEK** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:51 pm

swipe is pretty on point with his list

n whatever he said about apocalypse now is irrelevant

ridley scott doesn't need his bro to body those kikes

Req · Post by **Req** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 9:44 pm

"make the right choice"

Roy Johnson · Post by **Roy Johnson** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 9:58 pm

You mean to tell me that True Romance, a movie that lacks thymbolism and deep hidden meanings, is superior to a top 50 film of all time in No Country For Old Men?

You don't hold NCFOM in a particularly high regard because you don't understand it. Maybe you should watch it again, bro.

Hayzoos · Post by **Hayzoos** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 10:09 pm

Roy Johnson wrote:You mean to tell me that True Romance, a movie that lacks thymbolism and deep hidden meanings, is superior to a top 50 film of all time in No Country For Old Men?

You don't hold NCFOM in a particularly high regard because you don't understand it. Maybe you should watch it again, bro.

Thun · Post by **Thun** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 10:14 pm

Terrible thread.

AWAE · Post by **AWAE** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 10:28 pm

Thun wrote:Terrible thread.

Roy Johnson wrote:you don't understand it.

Gregg Popabitch · Post by **Gregg Popabitch** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 12:43 am

AWAE wrote:
Thun wrote:Terrible thread.

Roy Johnson wrote:you don't understand it.

Roy Johnson wrote:bro.

Cowy · Post by **Cowy** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 2:03 am

lots of fucking retards in this thread not named swipe.

jesus

ackbar · Post by **ackbar** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 2:09 am

Lid wrote:
Blockhead wrote:
Swipe wrote:Let's see...

Road movie:

Funny Caper:
The Last Boy Scout > The Big Lebowski

This very well may be the worst opinion I've ever read anywhere in my life.

odium-LSC · Post by **odium-LSC** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 3:08 am

Blockhead wrote:
Swipe wrote:Let's see...

Road movie:

Funny Caper:
The Last Boy Scout > The Big Lebowski

This very well may be the worst opinion I've ever read anywhere in my life.

you only have to read a few more lines to find some even worse thouugh. GI Jane > Fargo? True Romance > NNCFOM?

Reason · Post by **Reason** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 3:12 am

those are three awesome and entertaining catalogues yo

unbelievable dickhead · Mon Jan 17, 2011 3:12 am

there is so much utter shit under the scott's filmographies that it cancels out alien/blade runner.

hell, domino alone might be bad enough to cancel out alien/blade runner.

there's at least a half dozen scott movies that are the cinematic equivalent of being drugged and raped.

Comedy Quaddafi · Post by **Comedy Quaddafi** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:27 am

Reason wrote:those are three awesome and entertaining catalogues yo

But one is far more Top Thiththy of all time!