Artest wants to PPV fight Big Ben for a $10,000,000 purse.

T-Wrex · Post by **T-Wrex** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:33 pm

It's not out yet, but it'll be in a November Penthouse magazine interview..

Reason · Post by **Reason** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:42 pm

hmmm

i know artest is QB and everything

and he probably LIKES getting hit

but ben wallace is that gritty grimy southern country type dude

this would be so close...but ultimately ben has to be stronger

ron has to be dirtier

it's a push

Raphael De La Ghetto · Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:59 pm

Wallace would rape artest.
I'd like to see this though, it would be fuckin hilarious.

MGP · Post by **MGP** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:00 pm

This shit could be very dope, actually.

b0mbs_of_death · Post by **b0mbs_of_death** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:32 pm

Heh, big Ben actually is one of the few guys that doesn't going sprawlling all over the floor when he plays Shaq. Advantage, Big Ben, unless Artest stops takin his meds and eats some high test petuitary gland.

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:35 pm

Artest would be molested and would get owned in every game he played after that if this happened.

T-Wrex · Post by **T-Wrex** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:46 pm

Artest has gained like 40 POUNDS OF MUSCLE since he was suspended..

T-Wrex · Post by **T-Wrex** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:49 pm

i think he wants to kill ben more than he wants to play in the NBA

naturalborn103 · Post by **naturalborn103** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:50 pm

size dont mean everything

stupidregister · Post by **stupidregister** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 4:24 pm

MASTER416 wrote:Wallace would rape artest.

Except that Ron has been a boxer since he was a kid.

the Wiper · Post by **the Wiper** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 4:30 pm

in a pretty close fight, always take the guy that doesn't give one fuck about what happens to him...

peanut butter · Post by **peanut butter** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 4:39 pm

naturalborn103 wrote:size dont mean everything

thats what she said

PEACE

djm13 · Post by **djm13** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 4:48 pm

where did you hear this?

im sure ben wouldnt do it...but its a great idea

Brougham33 · Post by **Brougham33** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 5:02 pm

I want to like Artest....but sometimes I just shake my head. He should fight him for a Circuit City Employee Discount.

Wallace would make pain for him However, Artest does have the crazy factor....which is tough to gauge.

an-also · Post by **an-also** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 5:04 pm

^^ Artest suggested that he and BIg Ben should fight pay per view for 10 mil in an article in the newest penthouse mag i think. I read about it teh other day. Pretty funny. I'd pay to see those two go at if. I think artest bulked up to 270 in his free time.

MD · Post by MD » Wed Oct 19, 2005 5:29 pm

The winner faces Manute Bol.

blastmaster · Post by **blastmaster** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 7:16 pm

Iron Ron would go nuts and own Ben.

Sankofa · Post by **Sankofa** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 7:34 pm

blastmaster wrote:Iron Ron would go nuts and own Ben.

Ron knows karazee.

an-also · Post by **an-also** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 7:42 pm

QB nigga

point blank · Post by **point blank** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 10:09 pm

didn't he challenge bruce bowen to a 1 on 1 match for the defensive player of the year award two years ago too?

naturalborn103 · Post by **naturalborn103** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:13 pm

another rumor...i heard he broke jordans ribs or something like that.

also about the size...there two people in my life who i would put money on in any fight and have seen beat up people 300 lbs and 7'0 tall...they are both less then 160

blastmaster · Post by **blastmaster** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:33 pm

The story is that while Ron was in Chicago Jordan came to practice and was going hard on Artest. Jordan drove, and Ron stood his ground, whith his elbow. Im not sure if Mike broke anything, but I guess he was hurt and pissed.

Another great story is the one about Ron lifting a water cooler that weighed some absurd amount over his head and tossing it after he took a nutshot in practice. It took like 3 other players to get it back in place.

Retard strength is not something I would like to fuck with.

Gregg Popabitch1 · Post by **Gregg Popabitch1** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:35 pm

people who think artest couldn't stay with big ben in the ring are bugging.

at worst, it'll be a solid fight. ben's that calm stoic cat no one want to fight with cause he look like he could kill a fucka.

ron's that crazy motha fucka no one want to fight cause he look like he will kill a fucka.

naturalborn103 · Post by **naturalborn103** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:38 pm

Gregg Popabitch wrote:people who think artest couldn't stay with big ben in the ring are bugging.

at worst, it'll be a solid fight. ben's that calm stoic cat no one want to fight with cause he look like he could kill a fucka.

ron's that crazy motha fucka no one want to fight cause he look like he will kill a fucka.

nicely put

Diggedy · Post by **Diggedy** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 1:10 am

(Diggedy crosses fingers and hopes against all hope that Mad Skillz and Allure lead the fighters into the ring)

Cowy · Post by **Cowy** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:22 am

could the NBA somehow prevent this from happening? or better yet, the contracts that wallace and artest have w/ their respective teams?

i hope not, this would be hella dope.

Sankofa · Post by **Sankofa** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 8:01 am

blastmaster wrote:The story is that while Ron was in Chicago Jordan came to practice and was going hard on Artest. Jordan drove, and Ron stood his ground, whith his elbow. Im not sure if Mike broke anything, but I guess he was hurt and pissed.

Version I heard had Jordan talking trash and Artest throwing him to the floor.

cheat2win · Post by **cheat2win** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 9:59 am

Ben Wallace would be no match for Ron Artest one on one, period.

SeaTownBlues · Post by **SeaTownBlues** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 1:32 pm

Cowy wrote:could the NBA somehow prevent this from happening? or better yet, the contracts that wallace and artest have w/ their respective teams?

i hope not, this would be hella dope.

I can't imagine the NBA would let Ron fight on TV after beating up an entire crowd.

Gregg Popabitch1 · Post by **Gregg Popabitch1** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 9:51 pm

MGP wrote:Taken from the newest issue of Sports Illustrated:

Moments later Artest bobs his head to a track he sings on his new CD. The song is titled La La Ladies, and Artest raps:

It's hot in here/ Cranberry, Belvedere/ Plus the Pistons are here, so you know there's gonna be some drama in here/Get Ben Wallace in a choke hold and cut his hair/
In the October 24th issue. Go and fuckin' cop it.