THE OFFICIAL "ULTIMATE HUSTLER" THREAD

bringinoutbangerz · Post by **bringinoutbangerz** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 12:20 pm

Most likely due to the fact that this site is swarthed in whiteyness.

Who has seen Dame Dash's new BET Apprentice Rip off yet?

How about Dame signing off on every piece of Rocafella clothing?

How about that shoe that smells like cookies?

How about that ugly ass bird "Seven" whose hustle is "adult entertainment?"

How about Cam and Swizz in the studio (COLLAB?!)

How about Dame being predictably brilliant?

HOW ABOUT MINDBENDER NOT BEING SELECTED?

So who is gonna win? WHO HAS THE HUSTLE IN THEIR HEART?

Rey Slo · Post by **Rey Slo** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 12:58 pm

best programming BET has ever been a part, thats not saying much, but this is entertaining. A Damon Dash reality show has long been overdue, homie is outlandish.

That white dude he's got as his right hand don't take no shit.

peace to Cam, Juelz, & Jimmy cameos.

chinchilla wit skrilla · Wed Oct 05, 2005 1:46 pm

word

i saw the first episode

the guy that went to the meeting drunk made me laugh.

Rey Slo · Post by **Rey Slo** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:05 pm

and these kids' style of dress is dispicable. All those over sized jerseys, fruity colored du-rags, gaudy fitteds. Are "dukes" & "duns" still dressing like that on the east coast? Christ, cop a polo.

ps. the White kids will make this show.

bringinoutbangerz · Post by **bringinoutbangerz** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:26 pm

The one white chick LOST HER ROC CHAIN!

lol

lol at that drunk wall street guy too, drinking the Armadale (PRODUCT PLACEMENTS A-PLENTY) straight. "You one of my heros duke, real talk"

HA HA!

It did still have shitty BET production values (Why can't they work a green screen? MTV makes them look like local access on this.)

Kalel · Post by **Kalel** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:54 pm

haha, i missed this but it sounds great.

dudley dawson · Post by **dudley dawson** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 3:44 pm

damn i missed it

chinchilla wit skrilla · Wed Oct 05, 2005 4:04 pm

bringinoutbangerz wrote:Most likely due to the fact that this site is swarthed in whiteyness.

LOL

i really hope you seriously meant this

ITS AWESOME

Mindbender Futurama · Post by **Mindbender Futurama** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 4:19 pm

I went to a beautiful girl's birthday party last night. My VCR sucks.
At 10 PM, I was cursing BET for not having repeating episodes (that are worth repeating)
I missed it and I want to see it and download it if I can.
You damn right I'ma see every other episode I can though, I'm no Dame hater at all
and they're working Graph's album as part of the show? c'mon, that's sick!

if I was on that show, god damn I would blow up the spot, dunnies!
if I didn't make it all the way to the top with Dame, I'd walk away with lots of fame regardless and be gone. I've been on both sides long enough to know what people want and need nowadays

I have songs to mixdown... Dame Dash is coming to Toronto before the end of the year

Andro · Post by **Andro** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 4:47 pm

Ive been practicing pitching in my backyard into an old tire. I've got a nasty knuckle slurve

The Yankee's come to town next spring

:Fingers Crossed:

HustleCrowe · Post by **HustleCrowe** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 5:14 pm

this show is what TV needs

Dame Dash is the truth

bringinoutbangerz · Post by **bringinoutbangerz** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 1:11 pm

UPPED AS A REMINDER -- 9/8 Central, BET--- That stands for Black Entertainment Television, for those that don't know.

Thun · Post by **Thun** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 2:34 pm

bringinoutbangerz wrote:UPPED AS A REMINDER -- 9/8 Central, BET--- That stands for Black Entertainment Television, for those that don't know.

BET is for faggotz and whiggerz.

BayAreaHustla408 · Post by **BayAreaHustla408** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 4:56 pm

bringinoutbangerz wrote:Most likely due to the fact that this site is swarthed in whiteyness.

arent you white.....dumb fuck?

Andro · Post by **Andro** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 5:21 pm

BayAreaHustla408 wrote:
bringinoutbangerz wrote:Most likely due to the fact that this site is swarthed in whiteyness.
arent you white.....dumb fuck?

Yes, but he says nigga, so its all good.

Thun · Post by **Thun** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 5:25 pm

Andro wrote:
BayAreaHustla408 wrote:
bringinoutbangerz wrote:Most likely due to the fact that this site is swarthed in whiteyness.
arent you white.....dumb fuck?
Yes, but he says nigga, so its all good.

He is also hip to the highly secretive BET abbreviation. He may even know what it means to "buck" someone.

Icesickle · Post by **Icesickle** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 5:46 pm

BayAreaHustla408 wrote:
bringinoutbangerz wrote:Most likely due to the fact that this site is swarthed in whiteyness.
arent you white.....dumb fuck?

Are you and SAGA presidents of the COFCC's secret wigger society or something?

CaseJuan · Post by **CaseJuan** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 6:49 pm

That shit is WACK! Straight garbage! This nigga's tag line is "Life is the Dash"

Straight corny. This could have been edited into a good show with better production and storylines, but its not. And why won't Viacom give BET some money to produce a decent looking quality show? CBS shit looks good. MTV shit looks good. VH1 shit looks good. Why can't BET shit look decent? I have VHS home videos that look better than they shit.

Martin · Post by **Martin** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 8:37 pm

Mindbender Futurama wrote:
if I was on that show, god damn I would blow up the spot, dunnies!
if I didn't make it all the way to the top with Dame, I'd walk away with lots of fame regardless and be gone. I've been on both sides long enough to know what people want and need nowadays

I have songs to mixdown... Dame Dash is coming to Toronto before the end of the year

you must be aware that you never were, are, or will be what the roc is looking for right?

BayAreaHustla408 · Post by **BayAreaHustla408** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 8:46 pm

Icesickle wrote:
BayAreaHustla408 wrote:
bringinoutbangerz wrote:Most likely due to the fact that this site is swarthed in whiteyness.
arent you white.....dumb fuck?
Are you and SAGA presidents of the COFCC's secret wigger society or something?

my post explains my likings for white people who think they are black....you do the math

LongBoard + Square = .............................................................

Andro · Post by **Andro** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:10 pm

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bringinoutbangerz · Post by **bringinoutbangerz** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:47 pm

what does Dame expect these kids to do with these records?
"um hey, Lil Fame, uh, we need that 'jawn' to be a little more street."

bringinoutbangerz · Post by **bringinoutbangerz** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:58 pm

I'm waiting for Dame's hologram to say, "Help me Jay-Z, you are my only hope."

Icesickle · Post by **Icesickle** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:29 pm

Andro:

http://www.cofcc.org/

Icesickle · Post by **Icesickle** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:41 pm

From: BayAreaHustla408
To: Icesickle
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:38 pm
Subject: *cluster*
i wanna fuck you man...................like dude....totaly wanna fuck you

Mindbender Futurama · Wed Oct 12, 2005 12:04 am

Martin wrote:
Mindbender Futurama wrote:
if I was on that show, god damn I would blow up the spot, dunnies!
if I didn't make it all the way to the top with Dame, I'd walk away with lots of fame regardless and be gone. I've been on both sides long enough to know what people want and need nowadays

I have songs to mixdown... Dame Dash is coming to Toronto before the end of the year
you must be aware that you never were, are, or will be what the roc is looking for right?

kinda.
but if Dame could ever make money with what I do, then he would holla @ ya boy Bender.
I do a lot more than just rap, too.

still, I would be an idiot to not try make a connection anyways

just saw the show today... i like it!

just like Diddy's show, the people who made it are more talk than truth.
"i'm a HUSTLA! Dame's gonna use me for real!" *finishes talking shit, goes to sleep*
smh

Rey Slo · Post by **Rey Slo** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 11:15 pm

Just watched mytape, hilarious installment even though they sent my dude home:

"Atthh Baby about me!"

bringinoutbangerz · Post by **bringinoutbangerz** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 6:04 pm

9pm tonight folks. The madness continues

Piff Tannen · Post by **Piff Tannen** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 6:54 pm

Mindbender Futurama wrote:
Martin wrote:
Mindbender Futurama wrote:

"i'm a HUSTLA! Dame's gonna use me for real!" *finishes talking shit, goes to sleep*
smh

that made me laugh out loud.

Rey Slo · Post by **Rey Slo** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:28 pm

Rey wrote:ps. the White kids will make this show.

Read: I <3 teh whitegirl

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