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THE SHOW STARTS OFF WITH
THAT SOUND THAT USE TO COME ON WHEN
THEY AIRED CURRENT AFFAIR BACK IN THE DAY
AND THEN A CUT TO THE MAIN STAR OF TODAYS SHOW




YOUR TELLING ME KANYE WEST IS NOT GOING TO BE HERE?
ALL YOU GOT IS A PHONE VIDEO OF YOURSELF WITH
KANYE SITTING IN THE BACK EATING A SALAD?






CONSEQUENCES SAID YOU CHILL
MERRY IMA GIVE YOU A SHOW THAT
IS GOING TO DO BIG NUMBERS
DONT QUIT YOUR DAY JOB IN STORES NOW



MURRAY SEEMED INPRESSED WITH
CONSEQUENCES AND HOW HE HANDLED HIMSELF
SO HE KEPT THE SHOW GOING
AND SINCE CONSEQUENCES WAS SELF PROMOTING
MURRAY DID THE SAME
AND CUT TO A QUICK PROMO ON HIS NEXT SHOW
WITH DALLAS COWBOYS COACH WADE PHILIPS
AND HIS GAY SON LAWRENCE



MURRAY THEN SAYS TO CONSEQUENCES
WE HAVE LOCATED YOUR FATHERS
AND IS THIS SOMETHING YOU CAN DEAL WITH



CONSEQUENCES IS REALLY
WEIGHING THE CONSEQUENCES THIS TIME
AND LEANS INTO MURRAY AND SAYS...



ITS THE CONS FOOL!
WORD!
DONT QUIT YOUR DAY JOB IN STORES NOW!



THE FIRST POTENTIAL FATHER COMES ON
AND MERRY ADDRESSES HIM
YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER



CONSEQUENCES IS RELEIVED
AND SAYS I KNEW YOU WERE NOT MY FATHER
WORD
DONT QUIT YOUR DAY JOBS STILL IN STORES
BUT YOU MIGHT HAVE TO LOOK REAL HARD CAUSE IT
CAME OUT LIKE FIVE YEARS AGO
AND IT ONLY HAD FIFTY COPIES PRESSED



MAURY SAYS OK HERE IS THE MOMENT YOU HAVE BEEN
WAITING FOR
CONSEQUENCES HERE IS YOUR FATHER!



ITS THE LEGENDARY STEVIE WONDER!
NOW THE WORLD CAN SEE WHERE HE GETS
HIS LEGENDARY GENIUS FROM



DUMBFOUNDED BY THE NEWS
CONSEQUENCES JUST STANDS THERE
AND THEN STEVIE HAS A SHOCKING PIECE OF NEWS HE
WANTS TO SHARE
SOBBING INTO THE MIC STEVIE SAYS
CONSEQUENCES I HAD AN AFFAIR ON MY WIFE
AND, AND WELL I AM NOT YOUR ONLY FATHER



MURRAY LAUGHS WITH HIS
NORMAL CRYPT KEEPER LOOKING ASS SELF



THEN THROUGH NERVOUS LAUGHTER
STEVIE STARTS TO LAUGH



AND THEN THE CONS
SAYS AYO OR WHATEVER THAT
THING HE SAYS AT THE START AND END OF HIS SONGS



MURAY THEN SAYS
YOUR OTHER REAL FATHER IS



THEN THE STAGE GETS BLACK
THE AUDIENCE LIGHTS GET BLACK
THE WHOLE STAGE IS DARK THE WHOLE SET
THEN A LIGHT GOES OFF



THE WHOLE AUDIENCE GOES INTO A FRENZY
EVERYBODY IS IN AWE
AND THEN STEVIE BREAKS OUT INTO
I JUST CALLED TO SAY I LOVE YOU



AND HE MEANS IT FROM THE BOTTOM
OF HIS HEART



NO REALLY HE DOES



THEN THE MUSIC
FROM STAR WARS COMES ON
AND CONSEQUENCE SAYS
DONT QUIT YOUR AWWWW FUCK IT
NOBODY IS GOING TO BUY THAT SHIT
YOUR YOUR YOUR
NOT MY FATHER



SAD AND UPSET UNCLE FESTER
SITS IN SILENCE



UNCLE FESTER SAT IN THAT SILENCE
BECAUSE HE KNEW THAT HIS SAME GENDER PRODUCT OF
GAY BUTT LOVE SON WISHES HIS REAL DAD WAS



AND THAT HIS OTHER WISH WAS THAT HE COULD
GET A VERSE OR AN ADLIB ON THE NEW KANYE CD



AND IF HE DID THAT HE COULD GET
A FREE PHONE LIKE PUFF GOT AND POST UP MORE VIDEOS



NEW CONSEQUENCES ALBUM
COMING OUT ON BABYGRANDE RECORDS
SOONER THAN HE THINKS!

WHEN THE CONS
WAS CONCEIVED
THEY PLAYED EBONY AND IVORY
AND THEN SNAPPED THEIR FINGERS
TWICE
THEN OUT POPPED

lol

i have not heard consequences rap ever.

What a waste of time
Do better
consequence has always been ill
Your shtick is getting lame

SHUTUPYOUKNOWNOTHING wrote:WHEN THE CONS
WAS CONCEIVED
THEY PLAYED EBONY AND IVORY
AND THEN SNAPPED THEIR FINGERS
TWICE
THEN OUT POPPED

wow....

lay-lo wrote:What a waste of time
Do better
consequence has always been ill
Your shtick is getting lame

how do you know how much time i got to do what
while you work a worthless job and are a self
loathing piece of shit whose own mother wishes was
not her he-she son
and you work your job all day at kmart trying to mark down
a pair of dickees on the sly just so you can fau gang bang on the
net while listing to your original pressing of Bloods and Crips
bangin wax and simultainiously have all the extra time in the world
to be worrying about what the fuck i am doing

you dont like my posts?
go fuck yourself with your dads dildo collection

lay-lo wrote:What a waste of time
Do better
consequence has always been ill
Your shtick is getting lame

i also forgot to say
that your a pasteoid

SHUTUPYOUKNOWNOTHING wrote:

Shaqfone was the truth.

wtf is a pasteoid?

SHUTUPYOUKNOWNOTHING wrote:

lay-lo wrote:What a waste of time
Do better
consequence has always been ill
Your shtick is getting lame

how do you know how much time i got to do what
while you work a worthless job and are a self
loathing piece of shit whose own mother wishes was
not her he-she son
and you work your job all day at kmart trying to mark down
a pair of dickees on the sly just so you can fau gang bang on the
net while listing to your original pressing of Bloods and Crips
bangin wax and simultainiously have all the extra time in the world
to be worrying about what the fuck i am doing

you dont like my posts?
go fuck yourself with your dads dildo collection

now that shit made me
thanks for stepping your game up
youre still a fucking joke though
and for the record I dont have a dad(dads are for faggots)
havent worked a day job since last century
and madukes would drink you under the table

lay-lo wrote:

SHUTUPYOUKNOWNOTHING wrote:

lay-lo wrote:What a waste of time
Do better
consequence has always been ill
Your shtick is getting lame

how do you know how much time i got to do what
while you work a worthless job and are a self
loathing piece of shit whose own mother wishes was
not her he-she son
and you work your job all day at kmart trying to mark down
a pair of dickees on the sly just so you can fau gang bang on the
net while listing to your original pressing of Bloods and Crips
bangin wax and simultainiously have all the extra time in the world
to be worrying about what the fuck i am doing

you dont like my posts?
go fuck yourself with your dads dildo collection

and for the record I dont have a dad(dads are for faggots)

WHAT?

lay-lo wrote:What a waste of time

This is not a waste of time.
This is a triumph.

lay-lo wrote:

SHUTUPYOUKNOWNOTHING wrote:

lay-lo wrote:What a waste of time
Do better
consequence has always been ill
Your shtick is getting lame

how do you know how much time i got to do what
while you work a worthless job and are a self
loathing piece of shit whose own mother wishes was
not her he-she son
and you work your job all day at kmart trying to mark down
a pair of dickees on the sly just so you can fau gang bang on the
net while listing to your original pressing of Bloods and Crips
bangin wax and simultainiously have all the extra time in the world
to be worrying about what the fuck i am doing

you dont like my posts?
go fuck yourself with your dads dildo collection

now that shit made me
thanks for stepping your game up
youre still a fucking joke though
and for the record I dont have a dad(dads are for faggots)
havent worked a day job since last century
and madukes would drink you under the table

put up maybe one post that is good and maybe i will leave you alone
or just stop posting in mine pasteoid
as far as your moms goes she already did drink me under the table
guess you win that one pasteoid

HomeSkillet wrote:Shaqfone was the truth.

wtf is a pasteoid?

if you look like this



dont get out much
turn pink and then orange when you go out in the late afternoon
in the winter in new england on a less than overcast day

if you look like an albino but are not

if your familys idea of a vacation is to go to canada and wear
SPF 4082 sunscreen and a scarf

your probably a pasteoid

Im half pinoy so I could never be a pasteoid
Much love to all the pasteoids out there though
Its so original of you to hate on white rappers

top 3 or 4 posts ever if you dont count the last dolphins top 25

SHUTUPYOUKNOWNOTHING wrote: if your familys idea of a vacation is to go to canada and wear SPF 4082 sunscreen and a scarf

Great thread.

Hey...another one of these posts....from that new hilarious white guy... who makes fun of white guys ...and posts picture plays.

That being said,

SHUTUPYOUKNOWNOTHING wrote:

SUYKN is a white Canadian who only comes on here when he's taking a break from his 22 hour World Of Warcraft sessions.
His favourite artists are Eminem, Termanology, Cypress Hill, Ugly Duckling, J5 and Beastie Boys.
He lives in a pit of used kleenex and wallows in self loathing until 11am when his parents yell at him to get up and do something other than masturbate over old issues of Ego Trip.

That is all.

ah, it was funny in some parts. still like cons.

i did not tell anybody to not like or to like
who i post about
last time i checked the dude in this post is not white
i dont hate all white people
just pathetic self hating white people who pretend to be something
they are not

i hate black people who are on their bryant gumball as well
not that you cant be white and street
and black and educated
its about being fake or real
and again really when i post on here if you take it seriously
like too too seriously maybe you missed the point

that being said step one is a queer from the UK
and you have yet to make one of your 253 posts count for anything
i would even wager about half your posts are replies to my posts
step you E game up you british wigged out pasteoid

and to the guy with the white sox sig you been a fairy since before
you were born and your dad was too
thats why you like the white sox
good job in the playoffs this year maybe you will win a world series in another hundred years douche

SHUTUPYOUKNOWNOTHING wrote:
that being said step one is a queer from the UK
and you have yet to make one of your 253 posts count for anything
i would even wager about half your posts are replies to my posts
step you E game up you british wigged out pasteoid

Check TROY for the posts with substance fuckpuppet.
I post on here while at work with nothing to do (your mum dont come by the office as much she used to) and as I cant access blogs or hear/post audio I have few other options but to wind up angry little boys like you.

so far its working like Tommy Boy.

lay-lo wrote:Im half pinoy so I could never be a pasteoid
Much love to all the pasteoids out there though
Its so original of you to hate on white rappers

oh ok yeah thats great
so you look more like this then



yeah thats really an improvement for the human race

i bet you wear shoes
and flexfit caps too while you are at a rave

step one wrote:

SHUTUPYOUKNOWNOTHING wrote:
that being said step one is a queer from the UK
and you have yet to make one of your 253 posts count for anything
i would even wager about half your posts are replies to my posts
step you E game up you british wigged out pasteoid

Check TROY for the posts with substance fuckpuppet.
I post on here while at work with nothing to do (your mum dont come by the office as much she used to) and as I cant access blogs or hear/post audio I have few other options but to wind up angry little boys like you.

so far its working like Tommy Boy.

eurotrash homoEthug nobody on here but you has a mum
over here on planet somebody gives a fuck
a mum is a flower
and last time i checked your mom smells like
a ashtray at a metallica concert and not a flower

i did not ask for your fucking life story either europasteoid
i bet you work at the UK equivelant to the DMV since your such
a tard
not sure what a fuckpuppet is because im not gay or
missing female companionship
but im guessing that since thats in your daily verbage its
some sort of doll of a man that you please yourself with

from here on out do yourself and the world a favor
drown yourself in a bathtub full of drano and rat poison
and or stop posting in my posts
now have a good day and tell all your UK chums
in their drab cubicals with no view of the beauty of downtown
slubville where you live to enjoying living in the ugliest
country in the world with running water
and worst beer and food ever
bye bye no go run along and tell mum to brush her stank ass teeth

wow. you are angry arent you?
you might want to keep an eye on the blood pressure fairy boy. too much stress isnt good for you. maybe go lie down and listen to that Chris Brown CD your boyfriend bought you and have a think about which C list rapper you can make up an unfunny story about next.

oh, my 'mom' died about 20 years ago so that would explain the smell.
Still the best pussy you'll ever manage to get in your miserable life though so dont complain.

step one wrote:wow. you are angry arent you?
you might want to keep an eye on the blood pressure fairy boy. too much stress isnt good for you. maybe go lie down and listen to that Chris Brown CD your boyfriend bought you and have a think about which C list rapper you can make up an unfunny story about next.

oh, my 'mom' died about 20 years ago so that would explain the smell.
Still the best pussy you'll ever manage to get in your miserable life though so dont complain.

great another reply from this guy

SHUTUPYOUKNOWNOTHING wrote: not sure what a fuckpuppet is because im not gay or
missing female companionship
but im guessing that since thats in your daily verbage its
some sort of doll of a man that you please yourself with