Guru R.I.P. (confirmed)

odium-LSC · Post by **odium-LSC** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 9:00 am

Sad to hear this. Hope he pulls through ok.

jamrage · Post by **jamrage** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 9:04 am

Tonz O' Punz

Thun · Post by **Thun** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 9:21 am

Remember how almost every time in the history of this forum that GURU has been mentioned pretty much the entire actively posting population mocked him and the entirety of his career?

sneed · Post by **sneed** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 9:33 am

^yeah. so?

I get the 'people thinking it's a rumor' thing but now its kind of funny to see people coming out of their faces on the first page.

anyhow, peace to guru, I'm hoping he pulls through

ardamus · Post by **ardamus** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 9:39 am

Magneto wrote:It's official

There were multiple reports today that Keith גGuruג Elam, from the legendary Gang Starr has suffered cardiac arrest and is in a coma. (i.e. HipHopDX and HipHopWired) My sources have only confirmed to me that yes, Guru is in a New York-area hospital after a cardiac episode. And that his friends, family and a generation of fans are currently praying for the best. Iגm also hearing that Guru is undergoing surgery soon. So, until more concrete details are available and we wish for the best, here are some of classic Guru momentsג¦.

Update: Guruגs former partner, our friend DJ Premier was set to call into DJ Eclipseגs HipHopNation/Sirius show to speak on Guruגs health, but has decided to wait. Perhaps because his condition is so tenuous.

http://www.missinfo.tv/index.php/vigil- ... -hospital/

Damn, that really does suck. Honestly, I hope he does get better.

christopher walken · Post by **christopher walken** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 9:40 am

some real gems up in here. this thread is on some idiocracy, no camacho. i hope guru pulls through, dude has given us a lot of GREAT music. the least we could do is wish him well.

Larry Lover · Post by **Larry Lover** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 9:48 am

This thread is the essence of what PF is all about.

Dids · Post by **Dids** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 9:57 am

Funny jokes suddenly become unfunny when it's somebody famous?

This thread is awesome.

HomieDontPlayDat · Post by **HomieDontPlayDat** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 10:22 am

Thun wrote:Remember how almost every time in the history of this forum that GURU has been mentioned pretty much the entire actively posting population mocked him and the entirety of his career?

Mocking someone's rapping, and mocking them being in a coma are different things though.

That said, some of the jokes were pretty hilarious, but the majority weren't.

christopher walken · Post by **christopher walken** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 10:33 am

Dids wrote:Funny jokes suddenly become unfunny when it's somebody famous?

This thread is awesome.

What's funnier and more awesome (read: more funny, less awesome) is your twitter page. People like you should not be tweeting. Not that you should feel alone, there. Jesus H. Christ though, what a bunch of useless shite and masturbatory NCAA basketball non-factors, and lame soft drink gobbledygook. And, what's more, the fact you link to it in your signature, AS IF (no Silverstone), anyone in their right mind would want to be lulled into asphyxia by the fumes of your indubitably boring ass existence.

SYM · Post by **SYM** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 10:43 am

maclethalcuntfucker wrote:It's his moment of truth?

Dark clouds over his head, his heart is racing.

really though, wishing guru a successful recovery.

Reggie · Post by **Reggie** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 11:18 am

christopher walken wrote:
Dids wrote:Funny jokes suddenly become unfunny when it's somebody famous?

This thread is awesome.
What's funnier and more awesome (read: more funny, less awesome) is your twitter page. People like you should not be tweeting. Not that you should feel alone, there. Jesus H. Christ though, what a bunch of useless shite and masturbatory NCAA basketball non-factors, and lame soft drink gobbledygook. And, what's more, the fact you link to it in your signature, AS IF (no Silverstone), anyone in their right mind would want to be lulled into asphyxia by the fumes of your indubitably boring ass existence.

I think he has good tweets

(make joke about Dids' teats now)

drizzle · Post by **drizzle** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 11:39 am

Thun wrote:Remember how almost every time in the history of this forum that GURU has been mentioned pretty much the entire actively posting population mocked him and the entirety of his career?

he went into a coma after listening to his own accapellas

zzzzing

drizzle · Post by **drizzle** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 11:42 am

maclethalcuntfucker wrote: I hung out with dude in Germany and Junior Reid bought us breakfast.

did he buy you one blood sausage?

now that's a terrible paronomasia

Dids · Post by **Dids** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 12:38 pm

C Dubs,

I'm sorry that somebody forced you to read my twitter feed at gun point. My fans are savages like that.

christopher walken · Post by **christopher walken** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 1:10 pm

Dids wrote:C Dubs,

I'm sorry that somebody forced you to read my twitter feed at gun point. My fans are savages like that.

Buncha savages who reside in this municipality.

aeokq · Post by **aeokq** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 1:25 pm

Hoping for the best and a succesful recovery.

I don't mind any of the jokes, but I don't think they are in good taste. None of them are that funny.

Apathwhy · Post by **Apathwhy** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 1:52 pm

[quote="mike eagle"][quote]par

Y@k Bollocks · Post by **Y@k Bollocks** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 1:52 pm

Damn - 43?! Very sad.

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 2:02 pm

43? Are you sure?

ape9 · Post by **ape9** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 3:22 pm

shits even on cnn...

Thun · Post by **Thun** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 3:24 pm

Philaflava wrote:43? Are you sure?

Get better, Guru.

mike eagle · Post by **mike eagle** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 4:17 pm

Philaflava wrote:43? Are you sure?

I thought I read somewhere years ago that he was 44...I figured he was inching up to 50

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 5:44 pm

mike eagle wrote:
Philaflava wrote:43? Are you sure?
I thought I read somewhere years ago that he was 44...I figured he was inching up to 50

Yeah I just don't see him being 43. But if US Magazine reports it then it must be true. http://www.usmagazine.com/moviestvmusic ... ack-201013

drizzle · Post by **drizzle** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 5:52 pm

jul17 1966 as per google

blastmaster · Post by **blastmaster** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 5:55 pm

There is a pacemaker joke floating here somewhere.

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 6:20 pm

Maybe he's suffering so he can return harder.

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 6:27 pm

drizzle wrote:jul17 1966 as per google

July + Google

Two Jews own Google and this is a lie.

drizzle · Post by **drizzle** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 6:38 pm

Philaflava wrote:
drizzle wrote:jul17 1966 as per google
July + Google

Two Jews own Google and this is a lie.

i agree, clearly its a setup.

Thun · Post by **Thun** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 8:09 pm

HomieDontPlayDat wrote:
Thun wrote:Remember how almost every time in the history of this forum that GURU has been mentioned pretty much the entire actively posting population mocked him and the entirety of his career?
Mocking someone's rapping, and mocking them being in a coma are different things though.

Yeah but you're a faggot if you mock a guy for his life's work and then pretend to give a fuck about his health.