Official Eminem Relapse Thread

Kick a Dope Verse · Post by **Kick a Dope Verse** » Sun May 10, 2009 1:46 pm

All I heard were generic beats and Em' trying extremely hard to sound entertaining. I think he forgot that the demented lyrics and cinematics on Marshall Mathers were awesome for being grim, not goofy. Guess that's what happens when you start livin' lavish. But yeah, typical post-Marshall Mathers Em'.

Mindbender Futurama · Post by **Mindbender Futurama** » Sun May 10, 2009 1:59 pm

"the AntiChrist is back, Danny/ and it's Satan in black satin panties" =

and the Eminem I want to hear.

pre-emptive

"haw. haw." ironic and funny and

, I know.

the way the album ends with such a weird line and non-definitive lyric ("this prosthetic arm keeps crushing my hard taco"

x

) gives me some hope that he will pick up from here on the next album. 'Underground' is also the only song where he COMPLETELY sounds like the old Eminem, so I have faith he hasn't forgot.

someone in SOME interview this year has to ask him POINT BLANK: "what the fuck is up with that corny ass nasal voice you rap in nowadays?!"

Eminem: insane crazy, Hussein Shady

Truth. · Post by **Truth.** » Sun May 10, 2009 2:06 pm

Kick a Dope Verse wrote:generic beats

Kick a Dope Verse · Post by **Kick a Dope Verse** » Sun May 10, 2009 2:13 pm

I'll start caring about Em' when he sounds like this again: http://www.myspace.com/soulintentdemo.

odium-LSC · Post by **odium-LSC** » Sun May 10, 2009 2:16 pm

Employee · Post by **Employee** » Sun May 10, 2009 2:17 pm

Fans of Eminem over 21 = LOLz.

Kick a Dope Verse · Post by **Kick a Dope Verse** » Sun May 10, 2009 2:32 pm

Maybe I'm misinterpreting but I'm 19.

R.I.P. Eminem, you know it's true.

Mindbender Futurama · Post by **Mindbender Futurama** » Sun May 10, 2009 2:33 pm

Employee wrote:Fans of Eminem over 21 = LOLz.

we all want different things from hip hop music.

I honestly might find myself listening to the same 6 bars of 'Underground' more than anything else on this album, while waiting for 'Relapse 2'.

others will listen to it all, and not mind lyrics about incestual homosexual rape.

such is life.

Balzac · Post by **Balzac** » Sun May 10, 2009 5:08 pm

this album is fucking dope!

and cleanhobos mother is a whore

Employee · Post by **Employee** » Sun May 10, 2009 5:09 pm

Balzac wrote:this album is fucking dope!

and cleanhobos mother is a whore

You're a huge fagguht.

Kick a Dope Verse · Post by **Kick a Dope Verse** » Sun May 10, 2009 5:28 pm

Employee wrote:
Balzac wrote:this album is fucking dope!

and cleanhobos mother is a whore
You're a huge fagguht.

You spell like a 13-year-old teenybopper, if you mean faggot say faggot, moron. You're not saying anything anyway. Again, worthless.

The Frankest · Post by **The Frankest** » Sun May 10, 2009 5:29 pm

A quick upload of Underground, anyone?
Searches only lead me to bootlegs of "old emenim when he wuz underground".

Employee · Post by **Employee** » Sun May 10, 2009 5:44 pm

Kick a Dope Verse wrote:

Kick a Dope Verse · Post by **Kick a Dope Verse** » Sun May 10, 2009 5:44 pm

The Frankest wrote:A quick upload of Underground, anyone?
Searches only lead me to bootlegs of "old emenim when he wuz underground".

Here, tell me when you're done so I can delete it: http://ftftourneys.com/Underground.mp3. Shitty song.

Employee wrote:
Kick a Dope Verse wrote:

Oh right, a troll...

The Frankest · Post by **The Frankest** » Sun May 10, 2009 7:46 pm

Got it.

Indeed, some of his better stuff in years.

Trademark · Post by **Trademark** » Sun May 10, 2009 8:13 pm

dejavu, beautiful,underground,hello are the most listenable tracks and they all sound like sub par Bubba Sparx. I love all the excuses being made for him. Only a white rapping homosexual could get this much love. Nas' Untitled is a masterpiece compared to this garbage but he can't get half of you whiggers to respect him. It's embarassing for the genre. seriously.

intellicon · Post by **intellicon** » Mon May 11, 2009 3:25 am

album sounds like a david icke book

:grap:

Website · Post by **Random Sample** » Mon May 11, 2009 9:46 am

I actually listened to this when I was on the road this weekend for work. To me every song is the same, except it is a different beat. A lot of corny hooks, and lines. I will say that it is better than his last album.

yankeekid16 · Post by **yankeekid16** » Mon May 11, 2009 11:49 am

Only tracks I like are Hello, Deja Vu, and Bagpipes From Baghdad.

budhaa head · Post by **budhaa head** » Mon May 11, 2009 12:31 pm

ghastly flow

Mindbender Futurama · Mon May 11, 2009 12:37 pm

only one question: are they gonna push up the release date?

this album literally may determine the future of the music business.

Trademark · Post by **Trademark** » Mon May 11, 2009 2:10 pm

STFU.

tehgiftofgab · Post by **tehgiftofgab** » Mon May 11, 2009 3:44 pm

i don't think trademark likes eminem's new album.

ardamus · Post by **ardamus** » Mon May 11, 2009 3:45 pm

tehgiftofgab wrote:i don't think trademark likes eminem's new album.

his investment in the album fell through.

RoKnew · Post by **RoKnew** » Mon May 11, 2009 3:53 pm

"He said rape twice."

"He likes rape."

Anybody?

tehgiftofgab · Post by **tehgiftofgab** » Mon May 11, 2009 4:19 pm

"It's really early for rumors oh well I'm just sharing what I heard. Anyways, I talked to my buddy today for those that are interested. He says people at Interscope are thrilled with the buzz the leak has created because after OTS (Old Times Sake) they were shitting their pants with the negative feedback. Now they are expecting this album to sell HUGE and they're already trying to map out exactly what they're doing the rest of the year. Right now it's 50 in late August/September, Relapse 2 in October and Detox end of November. One possibility that was thrown out there is that if this album sells big we might be getting Relapse 2 before the end of September(because that's the cut off for Grammy nominations or some shit?) because Eminem and everyone involved with Relapse/Relapse 2 "knows" Relapse 2 is the better album and "will be the one the critics absolutely will cream over"). If that were to happen then they'd try to get Detox out in November on the 10th anniversary and BISD would be shelved to 2010. I guess Interscope has never been more confident that Detox is coming VERY soon(like this year). Supposedly the overwhelmingly positive response to the production on "Relapse" has gotten back to Dre and it's FINALLY given Dre the confidence that his shit is ready. Not to mention that they actually finished Detox last month. Now it's just the mixing and all that bullshit.
We'll see. A lot of this depends on how well Relapse sells. And I'm confident it's doing a million if it has a full week. Nothing's set in stone but I thought it was interesting and I'd share...."

Deviant283 · Post by **Deviant283** » Mon May 11, 2009 4:26 pm

guarantee you none of that shit happens.

Mindbender Futurama · Post by **Mindbender Futurama** » Wed May 13, 2009 4:38 am

tehgiftofgab wrote:
"It's really early for rumors oh well I'm just sharing what I heard. Anyways, I talked to my buddy today for those that are interested. He says people at Interscope are thrilled with the buzz the leak has created because after OTS (Old Times Sake) they were shitting their pants with the negative feedback. Now they are expecting this album to sell HUGE and they're already trying to map out exactly what they're doing the rest of the year. Right now it's 50 in late August/September, Relapse 2 in October and Detox end of November. One possibility that was thrown out there is that if this album sells big we might be getting Relapse 2 before the end of September(because that's the cut off for Grammy nominations or some shit?) because Eminem and everyone involved with Relapse/Relapse 2 "knows" Relapse 2 is the better album and "will be the one the critics absolutely will cream over"). If that were to happen then they'd try to get Detox out in November on the 10th anniversary and BISD would be shelved to 2010. I guess Interscope has never been more confident that Detox is coming VERY soon(like this year). Supposedly the overwhelmingly positive response to the production on "Relapse" has gotten back to Dre and it's FINALLY given Dre the confidence that his shit is ready. Not to mention that they actually finished Detox last month. Now it's just the mixing and all that bullshit.
We'll see. A lot of this depends on how well Relapse sells. And I'm confident it's doing a million if it has a full week. Nothing's set in stone but I thought it was interesting and I'd share...."

yeah, the buzz is good for the album right now... hope the 3 headed monster gets its head straight and attacks

fuck shelving shit. Dre is ready. This album's production is sick as fuck. 'Underground' is absolutely bulletproof.

if 50 Cent got smart and got some production as dope as Rick Ross's for 'Before I Self Destruct', and Dre chose 15-20 great songs for 'Detox', they can run shit again for 09.

'Relapse 2' better have the guests and the Premier song, and some more ill surprises on it. A Proof tribute and no nasal Leprechaun voice would be nice.

The Frankest · Post by **The Frankest** » Wed May 13, 2009 4:45 am

tehgiftofgab wrote:
"It's really early for rumors oh well I'm just sharing what I heard. Anyways, I talked to my buddy today for those that are interested. He says people at Interscope are thrilled with the buzz the leak has created because after OTS (Old Times Sake) they were shitting their pants with the negative feedback. Now they are expecting this album to sell HUGE and they're already trying to map out exactly what they're doing the rest of the year. Right now it's 50 in late August/September, Relapse 2 in October and Detox end of November. One possibility that was thrown out there is that if this album sells big we might be getting Relapse 2 before the end of September(because that's the cut off for Grammy nominations or some shit?) because Eminem and everyone involved with Relapse/Relapse 2 "knows" Relapse 2 is the better album and "will be the one the critics absolutely will cream over"). If that were to happen then they'd try to get Detox out in November on the 10th anniversary and BISD would be shelved to 2010. I guess Interscope has never been more confident that Detox is coming VERY soon(like this year). Supposedly the overwhelmingly positive response to the production on "Relapse" has gotten back to Dre and it's FINALLY given Dre the confidence that his shit is ready. Not to mention that they actually finished Detox last month. Now it's just the mixing and all that bullshit.
We'll see. A lot of this depends on how well Relapse sells. And I'm confident it's doing a million if it has a full week. Nothing's set in stone but I thought it was interesting and I'd share...."

The information are true.

Guun · Post by **Guun** » Wed May 13, 2009 7:41 am

Mindbender Futurama wrote:'Underground' is absolutely bulletproof.

this song is painfully overrated.