THAT SOUND THAT USE TO COME ON WHEN
THEY AIRED CURRENT AFFAIR BACK IN THE DAY
AND THEN A CUT TO THE MAIN STAR OF TODAYS SHOW
YOUR TELLING ME KANYE WEST IS NOT GOING TO BE HERE?
ALL YOU GOT IS A PHONE VIDEO OF YOURSELF WITH
KANYE SITTING IN THE BACK EATING A SALAD?
CONSEQUENCES SAID YOU CHILL
MERRY IMA GIVE YOU A SHOW THAT
IS GOING TO DO BIG NUMBERS
DONT QUIT YOUR DAY JOB IN STORES NOW
MURRAY SEEMED INPRESSED WITH
CONSEQUENCES AND HOW HE HANDLED HIMSELF
SO HE KEPT THE SHOW GOING
AND SINCE CONSEQUENCES WAS SELF PROMOTING
MURRAY DID THE SAME
AND CUT TO A QUICK PROMO ON HIS NEXT SHOW
WITH DALLAS COWBOYS COACH WADE PHILIPS
AND HIS GAY SON LAWRENCE
MURRAY THEN SAYS TO CONSEQUENCES
WE HAVE LOCATED YOUR FATHERS
AND IS THIS SOMETHING YOU CAN DEAL WITH
CONSEQUENCES IS REALLY
WEIGHING THE CONSEQUENCES THIS TIME
AND LEANS INTO MURRAY AND SAYS...
ITS THE CONS FOOL!
WORD!
DONT QUIT YOUR DAY JOB IN STORES NOW!
THE FIRST POTENTIAL FATHER COMES ON
AND MERRY ADDRESSES HIM
YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER
CONSEQUENCES IS RELEIVED
AND SAYS I KNEW YOU WERE NOT MY FATHER
WORD
DONT QUIT YOUR DAY JOBS STILL IN STORES
BUT YOU MIGHT HAVE TO LOOK REAL HARD CAUSE IT
CAME OUT LIKE FIVE YEARS AGO
AND IT ONLY HAD FIFTY COPIES PRESSED
MAURY SAYS OK HERE IS THE MOMENT YOU HAVE BEEN
WAITING FOR
CONSEQUENCES HERE IS YOUR FATHER!
ITS THE LEGENDARY STEVIE WONDER!
NOW THE WORLD CAN SEE WHERE HE GETS
HIS LEGENDARY GENIUS FROM
DUMBFOUNDED BY THE NEWS
CONSEQUENCES JUST STANDS THERE
AND THEN STEVIE HAS A SHOCKING PIECE OF NEWS HE
WANTS TO SHARE
SOBBING INTO THE MIC STEVIE SAYS
CONSEQUENCES I HAD AN AFFAIR ON MY WIFE
AND, AND WELL I AM NOT YOUR ONLY FATHER
MURRAY LAUGHS WITH HIS
NORMAL CRYPT KEEPER LOOKING ASS SELF
THEN THROUGH NERVOUS LAUGHTER
STEVIE STARTS TO LAUGH
AND THEN THE CONS
SAYS AYO OR WHATEVER THAT
THING HE SAYS AT THE START AND END OF HIS SONGS
MURAY THEN SAYS
YOUR OTHER REAL FATHER IS
THEN THE STAGE GETS BLACK
THE AUDIENCE LIGHTS GET BLACK
THE WHOLE STAGE IS DARK THE WHOLE SET
THEN A LIGHT GOES OFF
THE WHOLE AUDIENCE GOES INTO A FRENZY
EVERYBODY IS IN AWE
AND THEN STEVIE BREAKS OUT INTO
I JUST CALLED TO SAY I LOVE YOU
AND HE MEANS IT FROM THE BOTTOM
OF HIS HEART
NO REALLY HE DOES
THEN THE MUSIC
FROM STAR WARS COMES ON
AND CONSEQUENCE SAYS
DONT QUIT YOUR AWWWW FUCK IT
NOBODY IS GOING TO BUY THAT SHIT
YOUR YOUR YOUR
NOT MY FATHER
SAD AND UPSET UNCLE FESTER
SITS IN SILENCE
UNCLE FESTER SAT IN THAT SILENCE
BECAUSE HE KNEW THAT HIS SAME GENDER PRODUCT OF
GAY BUTT LOVE SON WISHES HIS REAL DAD WAS
AND THAT HIS OTHER WISH WAS THAT HE COULD
GET A VERSE OR AN ADLIB ON THE NEW KANYE CD
AND IF HE DID THAT HE COULD GET
A FREE PHONE LIKE PUFF GOT AND POST UP MORE VIDEOS
NEW CONSEQUENCES ALBUM
COMING OUT ON BABYGRANDE RECORDS
SOONER THAN HE THINKS!
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