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by El Keter
Mon Oct 16, 2006 2:22 pm
Forum: Curb Your Enthusiasm
Topic: Saw "Pan's Labyrinth" this evening...
Replies: 52
Views: 5964

I'm gonna start posting threads that say shit like... "Yo, this random hot chick just came up to me on the street and offered me a blowjob. Then when she was giving me a blowjog gold coins started shooting out of her pussy. She said I could have all the gold. So I have like $25,000 in gold coins sit...
by El Keter
Mon Oct 16, 2006 1:45 am
Forum: Curb Your Enthusiasm
Topic: Music Made by Young Ass People
Replies: 18
Views: 1314

Rakim was 17 when he first colloborated with eric b. It's just like what The Source did with Nas back in 94 ( which I believe is solely responsible for his enduring legacy, more-so than his music which has been mostly terrible throughout his career ) :larry: Anti-Semite. Seriously though, the dude ...
by El Keter
Mon Oct 16, 2006 1:44 am
Forum: Curb Your Enthusiasm
Topic: Saw "Pan's Labyrinth" this evening...
Replies: 52
Views: 5964

:ohsh:

You fucker...
by El Keter
Sun Oct 15, 2006 2:33 pm
Forum: Curb Your Enthusiasm
Topic: Music Made by Young Ass People
Replies: 18
Views: 1314

Unless the younging who surface are really a defiant talent, I don't need to see this shit anymore. Arctic Monkeys and Panic! At the Disco are two perfect examples. With age, they'd be a lot better suited for stardom, but god damn, enough is enough... I think Arctic Monkeys made a decent middle of ...
by El Keter
Fri Oct 13, 2006 1:49 am
Forum: T.R.O.Y.
Topic: Remember No Face
Replies: 4
Views: 407

They were Ed Lover's posse. And were a periphery part of the DU crew.
by El Keter
Fri Oct 13, 2006 12:06 am
Forum: Curb Your Enthusiasm
Topic: Icesickle, your thoughts... re: ג€œIrreversibleג€
Replies: 43
Views: 1417

I really enjoyed this movie actually. The cinematography is pretty breathtaking; it's suitably disorienting, though not as disturbing as some people seem to have found it. I thought the backwards "mystery" of the story was compelling and the confrontations and dialogue throughout that portion were e...
by El Keter
Thu Oct 12, 2006 6:55 pm
Forum: Curb Your Enthusiasm
Topic: 30 Rock
Replies: 60
Views: 4817

I watched a minute and a half of that show after it with Lithgow before I already knew that it was completely worthless. Seeing those two shows back-to-back caused me to have something of a TV epiphany. I discovered why traditional "shot live in front of a studio audience" sit-coms are dead to me. ...
by El Keter
Thu Oct 12, 2006 3:35 pm
Forum: Curb Your Enthusiasm
Topic: 30 Rock
Replies: 60
Views: 4817

This was really funny. Tracy Morgan didn't let me down. Neither did Tina or Alec. They need to get this shit off Wednesday though. Team it up with 'Scrubs' or something and add it to the Thursday night line-up between 'Earl' and 'The Office' and 'ER' and get that 'Deal Or No Deal' shit the fuck off ...
by El Keter
Wed Oct 11, 2006 9:21 pm
Forum: Curb Your Enthusiasm
Topic: So has anybody actually seen Salo (aka 120 days of Sodom)?
Replies: 68
Views: 1114

I would have gone just to say you saw it. Shit looks insane. And I've wanted to see 'I Stand Alone' ( which tells the background story of the weird old man from the opening scene of 'Irreversable' ) for a while.
by El Keter
Mon Oct 09, 2006 3:38 pm
Forum: Curb Your Enthusiasm
Topic: Saw 3 interest?
Replies: 42
Views: 3122

'Saw I' and 'Saw II' are two of the worst movies I've ever seen in my entire life. I could at least see how they could have made a good movie out of 'Saw I' if they had tried. The elements were there and there were things I enjoyed about it despite it's horridness. But 'Saw II' was just egregiously...
by El Keter
Mon Oct 09, 2006 1:17 am
Forum: Curb Your Enthusiasm
Topic: The most slept on Simpsons character...
Replies: 43
Views: 1533

I have never slept on any of the characters mentioned in this thread so far. don't lie u kno u slept on the sarcastic guy who calls everyone "pally" in the first post I kno I did Nah, his Bronson-isms were too hard to resist. The Bronson Missouri shit was especially memorable. So much so that the "...
by El Keter
Sun Oct 08, 2006 2:39 am
Forum: Curb Your Enthusiasm
Topic: The most slept on Simpsons character...
Replies: 43
Views: 1533

I have never slept on any of the characters mentioned in this thread so far.
by El Keter
Fri Oct 06, 2006 5:38 pm
Forum: T.R.O.Y.
Topic: Some old MC Serch tracks
Replies: 6
Views: 614

I've been looking for this for FOREVER. I thought he also had a record out on Warlock at some point? Or is this it, and it just had an Idlers ( that was Herby "Luv Bug" Azor's posse which included Salt 'N Pepa, Kid 'N Play and Dana Dane, right? ) vanity label? Crazy to see Todd Terry and Jalil from ...
by El Keter
Thu Oct 05, 2006 3:08 pm
Forum: Curb Your Enthusiasm
Topic: I really like the new Beck album
Replies: 19
Views: 764

Yeah, this album is pretty fucking incredible.
by El Keter
Tue Oct 03, 2006 8:03 pm
Forum: Curb Your Enthusiasm
Topic: Tracy Morgan appreciation post....
Replies: 22
Views: 906

I don't know that he was necessarily funnier back in the 'Uptown Comedy Club' days. But there's a marked difference in his style and his stage persona between then and now. I will say that that show puts all that 'Whylin' Out' shit they're doing now-a-days to shame though. Dude's stand up is bananas...
by El Keter
Fri Sep 29, 2006 9:26 pm
Forum: My Two Cents
Topic: Ras Kass' new girlfriend
Replies: 22
Views: 2872

Ras Kass recorded a song with fucking LMNO, so I don't think he minds the palfaces.

As for this dude; I have no idea who he is but he looks like any number of random white people who post on this board. Does he post here?
by El Keter
Tue Sep 26, 2006 7:45 pm
Forum: Curb Your Enthusiasm
Topic: Jim Gaffigan - Doin' My Time
Replies: 7
Views: 354

"Diaareaaaahhhh Pockeeeeeettttt!"
by El Keter
Tue Sep 26, 2006 3:12 pm
Forum: Rick Rubin
Topic: I Need All Your Music Expertese - Electronic and Dance Music
Replies: 19
Views: 3951

neoteric wrote:as for ghetto booty techno thats EXACTLY what id love
Are you talking about Detroit Ghettotech shit?

Get you some Detroit Grand Pubahs.
by El Keter
Tue Sep 26, 2006 12:33 pm
Forum: Rick Rubin
Topic: I Need All Your Music Expertese - Electronic and Dance Music
Replies: 19
Views: 3951

I'll get onto this when I get home. But for now let me recommend you seek out Nu-Yorican Soul (Masters at Work) - 'The Nervous Track (Horny Mix)'. It's sort of Jazz House Breakbeat, and it's pretty awesome. I'll co-sign the Masters At Work ( Kenny Dope and Louie Vega ) love. They're one of the most...
by El Keter
Tue Sep 26, 2006 12:29 pm
Forum: Curb Your Enthusiasm
Topic: Uwe Boll beats teh shit out of movie critics (literally)
Replies: 11
Views: 454

I don't think I've ever seen a single one of his movies.
by El Keter
Sun Sep 24, 2006 7:34 pm
Forum: Rick Rubin
Topic: I Need All Your Music Expertese - Electronic and Dance Music
Replies: 19
Views: 3951

Re: I Need All Your Music Expertese - Electronic and Dance M

confession: i have no idea the difference between techno and house. well kinda but not really and i should, really A DJ from the New York Disco era named Frankie Knuckles moved to Chicago and had an influential club night at a spot called the Warehouse. The disco, club classic and other eccentric j...
by El Keter
Sun Sep 24, 2006 1:27 am
Forum: Curb Your Enthusiasm
Topic: Paul Walker can act?
Replies: 20
Views: 814

Violence.

And naked snatch.

That's what movies are made of.

'Running Scared' is definitely a movie, if you get my meaning.
by El Keter
Sat Sep 23, 2006 1:37 pm
Forum: Curb Your Enthusiasm
Topic: The Office - Season 3
Replies: 14
Views: 496

Who is the girl from Jim's new office? I know I've seen her before.... not the blond, the one that makes fun of the way he keeps looking at the camera. Her name's Rashida Jones. She was on 'Boston Public , ' 'Chappelle's Show , ' 'Freaks & Geeks , ' and 'Stella . ' Apparently she's one of Quincy Jo...
by El Keter
Sat Sep 23, 2006 11:37 am
Forum: Curb Your Enthusiasm
Topic: Michael Rappaport...
Replies: 23
Views: 683

Sankofa wrote:
El Keter wrote:He's got a indie movie coming out where he thinks he has super powers and the trailer gives away that he really doesn't.
Does it though?
by El Keter
Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:59 pm
Forum: Curb Your Enthusiasm
Topic: anybody like coldcut?
Replies: 3
Views: 214

No, no, the guys who did the notoriously dope "7 Minutes of Madness" mix of Eric B and Rakim's "Paid In Full" aren't any good. They aren't any good at all.
by El Keter
Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:21 pm
Forum: Curb Your Enthusiasm
Topic: Michael Rappaport...
Replies: 23
Views: 683

blastmaster wrote:I like the mature former-whigger Mike better than the whiney jew-Whigger Mike.
Anti-Semite.
by El Keter
Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:20 pm
Forum: Curb Your Enthusiasm
Topic: Michael Rappaport...
Replies: 23
Views: 683

i'm sorry but i enjoy this show. eh, it's hit or miss. i only watch it because i'm too lazy to change the channel. there are some episodes where i'm like "wow, this is funny" and then there are episodes where i'm like "i wish i had the motivation to look for the remote because bad tv isn't enoough"...
by El Keter
Fri Sep 22, 2006 10:08 pm
Forum: Curb Your Enthusiasm
Topic: Michael Rappaport...
Replies: 23
Views: 683

He's got a indie movie coming out where he thinks he has super powers.

He was also in a magazine recently talking about Black Moon and shit.
by El Keter
Fri Sep 22, 2006 1:30 pm
Forum: Curb Your Enthusiasm
Topic: The Office - Season 3
Replies: 14
Views: 496

Choke wrote:
Philaflava wrote:
blastmaster wrote:
Best current network comedy series
Last season I was already putting this show in a best of all-time class.

Last night's episode shat all over the competition.

I almost threw up I was laughing so hard.
by El Keter
Wed Sep 20, 2006 12:06 am
Forum: Curb Your Enthusiasm
Topic: Lucky Louie cancelled
Replies: 91
Views: 3547

uh, The Wire? The Wire gets as many viewers as Lucky Louie. If HBO were any other network it would have been cancelled, but they can't because it brings them some prestige;it's pretty hard to justify cancelling the best crime drama ever just because it doesn't rake in Sopranos-esque ratings. You've...