Ayo, I'm a robot, formerly mustachioed, chubby and white i was shook to shit during that ron artest fight J.O. jawed a turtle look alike now the supersonics are taking flight and i'm so fucking happy yo cuz my pockets are tight I was about to put out a record on Rawkus, Mouth Sodomy is not for me li...

if the rumors of a cage collaboration are true, mr. palko has some 'splaining to do. this shit sucks.

I feel my expertise is applicable here. One need only look to the age limitations I have imposed upon my league to see that the same rules should apply to the rap music. If record executives were like general managers, i would suggest not signing players too young, as they tend to fizzle out and nev...

Tony Bones

Wale

Phonte

Kurious

Cam'Ron

Black Milk

Fabolous

Cee-Lo

Apologies if you have already covered these, consider it payment for using my unauthorized likeness in your signature. that 'stache kicked fucking ass though...those were good times.